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By Anonymous - 13/09/2009 02:42 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend while looking at Halloween costumes online for this year's Halloween party and said, "Maybe we could go as Bonnie and Clyde this year." He said, "Maybe we should go as a broken up couple," and hung up on me. He wasn't kidding. FML

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By knee2tak - 14/03/2009 09:46 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend, "We need to talk." He said, "I know". So we met after school, and he said he was OK with me breaking up with him, that he wasn't that into me either. He said all that before I could tell him that my parents wanted to meet him. FML

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By confused - 27/02/2015 03:07 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, my boyfriend and I broke up because we got into a fight over what color that confusing black and blue and white and gold dress was. FML

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vampyricXfaerie 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 9:18

Well that was wrong.

jackkerouc9 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 9:19

I gotta give it to him, that was kind of smoothe but really FYL

Comments

slightlyspiteful 2

Sunday 13 September 2009 18:16

What a jerk! Egg his house on Halloween or slash his tires! Then get a new man!

Twin_Uzis 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 19:01

I can't blame him. You sound annoying.

bodneyy 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 19:35

your boyfriend should be the one posting the fml. "Today, my girlfriend told me we should go to a Halloween party as Bonnie and Clyde. she was serious. FML"

d_hart09 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 19:52

In a way you kinda set yourself up for it and that would be kinda funny!

BadOwner 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 20:04

Like i said before, why do you people always want the OP to jump to conclusions? And why does the OP NEVER COMMENT!?

gonzolove 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 22:13

If I posted an FML on here, I certainly wouldn't look at the comments. Just look at some of them. People can be so cruel.

DameGreyWulf 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 22:20

Don't be such a pansy. People are people. That's liiiife~ I would totally read and respond, IF I COULD EVER GET AN FML UP... lol

CheshireHalli 19

Sunday 13 September 2009 22:45

Dame can't get it up? ^_~ heehee... Don't kill me, Dame... ^_^

DameGreyWulf 0

Monday 14 September 2009 0:17

Durrhurr Never. That was a good one.

dropdead_alex 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 21:56

FYL. He sounds like a jerk.

hellosies 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 22:31

That's horrible. ):

Aska_fml 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 23:23

That is a genius idea. I like that guy. I seriously doubt he was planning that answer in forward. Then, he used the given situation and made a pretty neat break-up reply, modified to the earlier contents so it fits perfectly within. I'm so envious...