By Anonymous - 13/09/2009 02:42 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend while looking at Halloween costumes online for this year's Halloween party and said, "Maybe we could go as Bonnie and Clyde this year." He said, "Maybe we should go as a broken up couple," and hung up on me. He wasn't kidding. FML
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jackkerouc9 0

I gotta give it to him, that was kind of smoothe but really FYL

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LiaMMV 0

Hallowe'en is over a month away. YDI for being a neurotic bitch.

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fmh123 0

I don know man, I mean "lets go as Bonnie and Clyde" would make any boyfriend break up with their gf

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turnedoffTVgrey 0

My name is Bonnie and a get a bunch of stupid ******* saying to me, "Hey Bonnie! Where's CLYDE???" The sad part is they always think they're the first one to say this. Your boyfriend sounds like a dick, but it was funny for me to read your misfortune.

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godyourethick 0

Ouch, that's harsh. Bad luck OP.

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2blank2blank 0

Thats too bad.. sry to hear u dated such a coward. On to the next!

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ban4023 0

well get a new bf nd make him jealous

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CFR 0

That was random... So get a newer, sexier boyfriend and make your ex green with envy when he realises that he couldn't have been as bad ass as your new hubby in a suit if he tried.

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Punkguy39 0

YDI for actually putting on a halloween costume? isn't that for like 11 year olds? lmao

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Mulada 0

What, you never heard of a costume party? You know, the ones for adults? But I guess Halloween is for babies... POOPY babies!

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