Love: Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend who's sick, he told...

By Anonymous - 16/09/2010 04:12 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend who's sick, he told me he felt sleepy due to meds and was going to bed. I jokingly said, "you're going to call your other girlfriend, aren't you?" There was silence before I heard, "you weren't supposed to find out like this." FML

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By other woman - 21/10/2013 16:42 - United States - Riverside

Today, I found out that when my boyfriend jokingly talks about his other girlfriend, he isn't actually joking. FML

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You deserved it 5 368

By hunnydoll - 18/08/2009 00:16 - United States

Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I was frantically searching for my cell phone. He was curious as to what I was doing so I told him. There was long silence followed by laughter. He could hardly breathe as he told me, "Honey you're on your phone talking to me." FML

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You deserved it 81 639

By Em - 15/10/2009 06:12 - France

Today, my boyfriend accidentally called me from his pocket. I thought it would be funny to see what him and his friends were talking about. I laughed when I heard him talking about us fooling around until I realized it wasn't me. FML

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You deserved it 3 633

By Anonymous - 28/03/2009 20:18 - United States

Today, I was getting sick of listening to the guy in the next room over getting nasty with some girl, so I called my girlfriend to see if she wanted to go get some food. Then I heard her phone ring. Through the wall. FML

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You deserved it 37 044

By Anonymous - 18/11/2009 11:47 - Denmark

Today, I got the flu. Feeling really sick and depressed, I called my boyfriend to get some comfort. When he didn't answer his phone, I called his house, only to hear his mother telling me, "He was so sad that you guys broke up." I didn't know. FML

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You deserved it 2 496

By Anonymous - 26/08/2015 11:28 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend I had to go out and that I'd be back later. He asked where I was going. "To see my other boyfriend," I chuckled, smiling. He took it seriously and wouldn't believe it was just a joke. I'm pretty sure I'm now single. FML

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You deserved it 10 119

By Anonymous - 10/06/2014 03:30 - United States - Crowley

Today, I found out that my boyfriend paid a guy to tell me he was dead. FML

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You deserved it 6 260

The Other Woman

By Anonymous - 27/01/2021 14:01

Today, I found out that my boyfriend’s other girlfriend is pregnant. He doesn’t know that I know. A few days ago he told me that he couldn't have a baby with anyone. She has to be the right one, I guess I wasn’t. FML

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You deserved it 224

By NewDrugs - 22/02/2013 01:21 - United States - Charlotte

Today, I went back home after seeing the doctor, I told my boyfriend my new medicine might cause some mood swings. He immediately grabbed his phone and pretended to take a call, then rushed out. FML

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You deserved it 3 535

Blame the pooch

By anamota89 - 11/05/2012 09:33 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. I had to fart really badly, so thinking that he wouldn't hear me, I did so. He heard me and asked, "Did you fart?" I said "No, it was my dog." I don't have a dog, and he knows this. FML

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You deserved it 32 304

Lifes_a_bust 0

Thursday 16 September 2010 12:07

what a douche... FYI op

Graawr 7

Thursday 16 September 2010 12:08

That sucks op. Its time to say goodbye to him.

Comments

mexicanswim 0

Saturday 18 September 2010 21:47

Too late now:)

Liscence2Sinn 3

Saturday 2 October 2010 19:17

Awww... **** the douches that cheat on people! They ****** piss me off... if I could, I'd hug you right now.

missm302 0

Sunday 17 October 2010 13:37

oo that sucks.

musicianlover 0

Thursday 21 October 2010 15:37

wow. Now, I never wanna use that joke.

iceygirl29 0

Thursday 28 October 2010 1:37

aww sad

d4_user 5

Thursday 18 November 2010 21:05

i think she left you because of your run-on sentences.

pman590 8

Friday 3 December 2010 9:11

DOUCHEBAG!!

Angel1000168 16

Saturday 23 April 2011 7:33

You should have said something like: 'well don't let me keep you.' and hung up and not talked to him until 1. He admits cheating on you 2. He admits to the stupid joke.