By BerryRockstar - 21/04/2009 17:37 - United States
BerryRockstar tells us more.
AAAHH I can't believe I posted this on here and now i have to EXPLAIN myself to you people. Well there's the thing. 1) This was totally not a "Today" but a totally "Last November" 2) He was wearing headphones when we got into it, so why should i help him any 3) This was the FIRST time we'd done it, so HE was the bad lay 4) We're not dating anymore (I broke up with him) 5) FML anyway for wasting so much time with him I know i cheated on the "today" thing, but who hasn't. It just says that they all relatively START with "today" and END with FML. I hope this answers a couple of questions.
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#5 has it nailed on right. you're doing your thing, hes doing his. perhaps you should communicate a bit more about the whole sex thing, if this is the sort of thing that happens then i think your doing it wrong.
Surely some of you people have heard of the reverse cowgirl? *pervy grin* That would be a good reason for her not to have noticed. Trust me, it's hard to look your partner in the face in that position.
I'm sick of reading these FMLs about how someone was having sex with someone else and their partner not being interested in the intercourse. We get it, you suck at having sex.
That's hilarious. But sucks for you at the same time.
maybe u should b better in bed :)
Maybe he's gay
ROTFLMFAO!!!!!! omg, thats the funniest FML i've read all day!
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Well, you weren't looking at him & paying attention to him, so why should he?
haha, oh well. what song?