By BerryRockstar - 21/04/2009 17:37 - United States

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Today, I was on top of my boyfriend having sex and I was looking away doing my thing. When I looked back, my boyfriend had headphones on and was playing air drums. FML
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BerryRockstar 9

AAAHH I can't believe I posted this on here and now i have to EXPLAIN myself to you people. Well there's the thing. 1) This was totally not a "Today" but a totally "Last November" 2) He was wearing headphones when we got into it, so why should i help him any 3) This was the FIRST time we'd done it, so HE was the bad lay 4) We're not dating anymore (I broke up with him) 5) FML anyway for wasting so much time with him I know i cheated on the "today" thing, but who hasn't. It just says that they all relatively START with "today" and END with FML. I hope this answers a couple of questions.

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Top comments

JVonDahl 9

Well, you weren't looking at him & paying attention to him, so why should he?

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elmangy 0

#5 LMAO. took the words right outta my mouth.

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lalakekela 0

sometimes i doubt if any of these FML's are true

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imsexb3ast 0

I think the odds of an FML being true is little less than 50/50

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icehot 0

well he could have been doing worse things

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JohnFR33M4N 0

#13. she clearly cant be sucking the hose and be looking up at him while still on a comforatable angle

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I_am_stupid_also 6

I can tell that making love is very special to both of you.

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Jaxro 6

Haha that's totally me... I used to drum on my gf's back while we did it.

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