By BerryRockstar - 21/04/2009 17:37 - United States

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Today, I was on top of my boyfriend having sex and I was looking away doing my thing. When I looked back, my boyfriend had headphones on and was playing air drums. FML
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BerryRockstar 9

AAAHH I can't believe I posted this on here and now i have to EXPLAIN myself to you people. Well there's the thing. 1) This was totally not a "Today" but a totally "Last November" 2) He was wearing headphones when we got into it, so why should i help him any 3) This was the FIRST time we'd done it, so HE was the bad lay 4) We're not dating anymore (I broke up with him) 5) FML anyway for wasting so much time with him I know i cheated on the "today" thing, but who hasn't. It just says that they all relatively START with "today" and END with FML. I hope this answers a couple of questions.

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Top comments

JVonDahl 9

Well, you weren't looking at him & paying attention to him, so why should he?

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Nakedsquirrel 5

Hahahahhahahahahahahahahaha..!! You being a bad lay isn't that funny, but being so bad that your b/f would rather listen to music and play air drums is awesome. Depending on how bad it was, he could even have been barely erect and still inside you if you weren't moving enough for his wang to slip out.

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strangersdk 0

That's what you get for turning away and being horrible at sex. Just looking away 'doing your thing', it's a wonder he still dates you hahaha.

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CaptainBaconMan 0

The guys just multitasking, maybe his brain is to big to be stimulated by just one thing.

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Aldrasio 0

You'd be the coolest girlfriend ever if you just kept going.

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polyurethane 0

I would seriously laugh my ass off if I looked back at my boyfriend during sex and he was pulling this. The mood would be lost, but I'd still get a good laugh out of it.

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