By TBTC - 31/08/2012 07:16 - France - Le G?vre

Today, I was out apartment hunting with my boyfriend. We visited a marvelous place that ticked all the boxes on our requirement checklist, but my boyfriend was unenthused. There was just one small detail that I hadn’t factored in: it's very badly located if ever zombies attack. FML
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SammyS2012 21

That's the most important factor when looking for a place to live. How could you forget?

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arokyara 4

Hole up in a easily defensible location while you stock up on guns ammo, canned food and bottled water, get a semi trailer and weld a plough to the front. Drive to a river that has a barge. Drive that barge out into the middle of the river and anchor it there. Survive until the zombies start dieing.

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alone_and_hated 5

pft dont hide in the mountains me and my brethren can easily get up despite ur stereotypes just surround urself with fat people we like them better more meat

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warrantofficer94 2

Or you can join the military, get your I.D card and go to your base where your post is, then by the time you get there they will have unlocked the live ammo stored on base and have more ammo on the way, then your fully stocked with weapons, ammo, rations. You have your command chain and basically trained soldiers, and if you have a airborne detachment on base your set

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caleismyth 5

It is a very Ledgitiment concern with all the bath salt smoking these days with the face eating and what not, smart man you have i say keep him! he has many unknown uses to you!

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Levvy 22

"All the bath salts and face eating" You mean... one case. In which it turned out the entire bath salts story was a hasty guess the media jumped on that was later disproven by toxicology reports. Ah, good ol' confirmation bias. Turning single disproven examples, in your own memory, into entire ongoing trends.

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ellytoad 13

It's the common cognitive distortion of "if it happens once, it will happen over and over again and never stop."

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Turtle_rebellion 10

There's no way there can be a zombie apocalypse. If it is caused by a disease where the zombies bite people, as most people think, then once everyone took to the streets with shotguns and baseball bats, zombies would never be able to put together the manpower to infect more than a few obese people. But, if by some miracle it does happen, Id hold out at my local national guard armory. Guns, Bradley IFVs, and mre rations. What else could I need?

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madskittlesftw 5

63- and then you get stabbed in the woods.

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awkward_gothlady 32

So I'm curious. What is a good location if zombies attack?

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WhoSaidThatIsh 13

Noor, I'm gonna troll you... You are fripping amazing!! No one ever thinks of the children being attacked by filthy undead zombies... evar

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Bluemonster3 26

Does he sleep with a bat near his pillow by any chance?

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NickPaulson 6

Haha I understand this reference:)

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