By Anonymous - 24/12/2011 02:49 - Australia

Today, I was out clubbing, when some bloke at the bar started trying to pick fights with everyone. Trying to defuse the situation with humour, I said, "I used to be a tough guy like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee." The next thing I know, I have a broken nose. FML
I agree, your life sucks 17 151
You deserved it 41 744

Same thing different taste

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"I used to tell people took an arrow to the knee, but then I took a fist to the nose." - OP

I used to hate that quote, but I took a Skyrim to the addiction section of my brain.

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Let me guess, someone stole your sweetroll.

Bubblerider 3

You deserved every second of it. That meme was already annoying within the first 2 hours that it had begun to spread.

Ya because that sounds like a great idea, make jokes with the one guy at the bar who actually doesn't want to have fun.

haha mate I tried that once and came to the conclusion that that quote only works when ya online.

FMLsOhilarious 6

Gurrgle or whatever your name is, I'd like to present you with the most annoying commenter I've ever seen award. Congratulations! PS if I see another stupid comment by you I'll shoot myself.

Obviously the bloke was on a "hired muscle" quest" for the Companions and has a high unarmed skill level. You should level up and maybe get some enchanted items that bring up unarmed before trying that again. Or if you bring your speech up you then be able to persuade him to stop.

You're doing it wrong. You're supposed to calm him down with humor, not annoyance.

...and thats what happens when you attempt to use the most over-used meme in the history of the Internet.