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By Anonymous - 12/11/2010 00:54 - United States

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Today, I was outside eating my lunch when an old man pulled his pants down and took a dump on the sidewalk next to me. FML
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Darko21 5

Old man 1. Anonymous man 0.

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MrDeconstruct 0

No, it was the Soviet Russia joke. Not sure where all those went.

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allmidnighteyes 10

He's old; he's lived long enough that he can do whatever the **** he wants whenever the **** he wants.

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wombledn 0

10 points to midnight eyes for speaking the truth. I can't wait to be old.good times are coming

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ilc74 0

guess u should have given him the sandwich like he asked

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ICabooseI 0

it could be worse.ge could have used your lunch as toilet paper."ahhhhhh here's your shitwich!"

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Rangant 7

in the immortal words of shrek better out than in

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marinus_fml 19

anorexic, only cuz your first comment disappeared ;) I wish it hadn't, I had a good comment under it :(

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allmidnighteyes 10

Well, look on the bright side... at least you didn't get kidnapped with him and another person and get forced into a human centipede.

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Wirebiter 0

That happened to me once.. twice..

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Action_Bastard 0

Ah man, that movie is sick. Human centipede, lol that's gross.

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