Kids: Today, I was overseeing a nativity play rehearsal. Things went...

By judge not, ye cunt - 21/12/2012 23:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was overseeing a nativity play rehearsal. Things went fairly well, until a boy's grandma stormed in, ranting that Christmas is a "Pagan abomination", and shouting for him and his mom to leave with her. Half the kids were left in tears, and we had to cancel the rehearsal. FML

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By take a fucking seat, gran - 14/12/2013 22:05 - United States - Fullerton

Today, my psychotic grandma set fire to our Christmas tree because she refuses to let us celebrate what she calls a twisted pagan holiday. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/03/2013 20:34 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, what started as a fun family Easter egg hunt turned within minutes into my mother-in-law's big chance to be a dramatic cow by screaming at my 5 and 7-year-old daughters for participating in a "vile pagan ritual" and saying that we're all going to hell. They're still bawling. FML

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By not-religious - 17/12/2013 09:16 - United States

Today, my grandma came over for the holidays. She tried explaining how Santa is actually Christ reincarnated, giving presents to all the good little Christian boys and girls. She'll be staying all week. FML

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By Jane M - 25/10/2013 23:20 - United States - Lafayette

Today, my mother came over to visit, and my kids started excitedly telling her Christmas is coming soon. She freaked out, saying Christmas is a "Satanic holiday" and telling them that Santa is going to hell along with everyone who celebrates it. My children are now traumatized. FML

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By ChildhoodTerror - 26/12/2016 06:40

Today, my cousin left her undisciplined demon-child at my house for Christmas. This child destroyed the other children's gifts and made so much noise that the neighbors called the police. The adults can't really discipline her while her mother is away, so all we can do is apologize in this child's wake. FML

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By unknown - 17/12/2012 11:37 - Canada

Today, I brought my 6-year-old to the mall to sit on Santa's lap. She told him what she wanted and smiled for the picture. When the lady told her that her turn was over, she began throwing a fit, pulling off Santa's beard in the process. This caused all the kids in line to begin sobbing. FML

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By wjones - 15/12/2009 15:06 - United States

Today, my family and I were decorating the Christmas tree. It seemed a bit unstable, but we decorated it without any problems. Later, while my daughter sat by the tree, it began to fall. Her grandmother stopped the tree from hitting her. I, on the other hand, screamed like a little girl. I'm a 38 year old guy. FML

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By lifeofamusicteacher - 08/12/2016 01:22 - Hong Kong

Today, I got yelled at by parents of one of my students because their child didn't perform well at their Winter Concert. These are the same parents who told me months ago that I needed to be more lenient by allowing their kids to skip rehearsals. FML

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By un_christmas - 25/12/2012 06:41 - Malaysia - Petaling Jaya

Today, my boyfriend and I were having Christmas dinner while his mom was away. I was lying alone on his bed while he did the dishes, when the bedroom door dramatically swung open and his mom glared at me from the doorway. I had to leave when she screamed "FORNICATION IS A SIN!" FML

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By santashelper - 05/12/2011 23:32 - United States

Today, I took my kids to the mall to see Santa. While waiting in line, my eldest got bored and loudly complained, "I don't know why we're here. Santa's not even real." I don't think any of the kids within a hundred feet took the news very well. FML

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Saturday 22 December 2012 5:24

Don't you ******* hate those religious freaks? I sure do. It's ok to have a religion and be proud of it but you shouldn't go around shoving it down people's throats. -___-

saksxalmo 20

Saturday 22 December 2012 5:19

Well technically she's right. How do you think early Christians got all those converts? Io Saturnalia, everyone!

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winkydog4056 16

Saturday 22 December 2012 10:55

OP, your user name...now THAT'S appropriate for little kids. Grandma's just pissed as there weren't any Jimmy Buffett songs in the play since he was born on Christmas Day. Cheers from Margaritaville!

fyl7899 12

Saturday 22 December 2012 11:36

Always some asshole out there to spoil the Christmas spirit.

Raesin 21

Saturday 22 December 2012 12:00

Christmas started as the Roman 'Saturnalia' which included human sacrifice. It became a Pagan thing later.

LGrey 5

Saturday 22 December 2012 13:15

I don't really think it matters if she's technically right. They are small children putting on a Christian play that most kids (at least in the US) are raised with. What an idiot.

U_GotitDude 18

Saturday 22 December 2012 15:37

Old hag

alfred07 18

Saturday 22 December 2012 17:27

I know that Christmas was moved to the same date as a pagan holiday but I do not think that makes it, itself a Pagan holiday.

iwadasn 32

Saturday 22 December 2012 18:04

It pretty much is. The date, as well as many of the symbols such as mistletoe and "Christmas" trees, are all taken from pagan traditions.

Hellbound_Alleee 14

Saturday 22 December 2012 17:47

"And that's what Christmas is all about, Charlie Brown." Good Grief.

ShaneDare 5

Saturday 22 December 2012 17:58

That's the spirit

B5B0N35 18

Saturday 22 December 2012 18:44

i like your name

Night777 4

Saturday 22 December 2012 18:47

I people like that but I think it's worse for the kids than it is for you Also Yule is the pagan holiday I celebrate and Christmas is a christian thing I hate morons like that