By ohshit - 29/03/2011 00:31 - Canada

Today, I was painting my bedroom walls, when I was struck with an uncontrollable bout of diarrhea. I had to watch helplessly from the en-suite bathroom as my 2 year old daughter painted a lovely picture for me, all over my new $500 sofa. FML
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jen993 0

and you couldn't yell out to stop ?!?!

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Rebe_fml 4

ahhh Poocasso strikes again!! paints while you helplessly sit on the toilet taking a dump.

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ismellladygaga 0

your picture just scared the hell out of me-__-

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ismellladygaga 0

fail on my last comment.. that was supposed to go to number 14 >_<..

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xoxoMEGANxoxo 13

haha agreed ^

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xoxoMEGANxoxo 13

haha agreed ^

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Sammara 0

You have a two year old, and you thought a) getting a new, expensive couch was a good idea and b) decided to paint while there wasn't someone else around to help watch her? YDI.

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sircyrelle 0

Dangggg, that really sucks!

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hippy_lady 4

Well..most couches start at $500, so what's the complaint?

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mobius8 0

I think the complaint is it was new and you don't want something costing $500 ruined regardless of whether or not you think that's the low end... Which it isn't really.

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alexFYL 11

You should have just got up, you can clean up diarrhea but you can't really remove paint. :/

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DaPolack1984 0

and why couldn't you just yell at her to stop?

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sailorzoe 14

YDI for buying ikea couches.

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