Kids: Today, I was painting my bedroom walls, when I was struck with...

By ohshit - 29/03/2011 00:31 - Canada

Today, I was painting my bedroom walls, when I was struck with an uncontrollable bout of diarrhea. I had to watch helplessly from the en-suite bathroom as my 2 year old daughter painted a lovely picture for me, all over my new $500 sofa. FML

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By Sickasadog - 06/02/2017 16:00 - United States

Today, I painted my daughter's room with the new paint we bought. It's an oil-based paint which hides all blemishes on the wall, but apparently makes me sick. I'm now throwing up everywhere, but at least the room looks good. FML

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By deeenalynn - 18/07/2011 16:22 - Canada

Today, I have horrible morning sickness. I was helping my daughter fingerpaint, when suddenly the smell of the paint set my stomach off. I threw up all over myself and her painting. FML

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By Spelit - 13/08/2010 19:45 - United States

Today, I finished painting my living room. I had to leave the house in a rush. When I got home, I found smears of paint all around and the carpet crusted with paint that had dried. My cat had rubbed up against the walls and tracked it around. FML

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By ositsranielle - 13/02/2010 17:32 - United States

Today, while I was painting, my little nephew came in and started watching me. I left to clean my brushes. When I came back into the room, my nephew had spilled paint all over the carpet making a rainbow. It took me 5 hours to clean it up. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2011 19:16 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to clean up after the kid that discovered he could finger paint with his poo. FML

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By Barney - 18/06/2011 16:10 - United States

Today, I painted my daughter's bedroom. When I wasn't paying attention, the cat walked through the paint tray. There are now Barney purple paw prints all over the house. FML

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By fuuu. - 19/03/2012 12:39 - Hong Kong

Today, while painting a wall, I handed a bucket of paint up to my friend who was standing on the top rung of a ladder. She said she felt dizzy, and came crashing down on me, along with the paint on my head. FML

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By PaintedBum - 11/03/2019 18:00

Today, I was painting the bathroom door post. A drop of paint fell on the toilet roll. Guess how I found out. FML

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jen993 0

Tuesday 29 March 2011 6:07

and you couldn't yell out to stop ?!?!

Rebe_fml 4

Tuesday 29 March 2011 6:06

ahhh Poocasso strikes again!! paints while you helplessly sit on the toilet taking a dump.

Comments

Deservesit22 1

Tuesday 29 March 2011 21:43

You knew you had a two year old with you but didn't bother to bring the paint cans in with you? And you cant say I couldn't it's called grab and run

ShunTheDude 0

Tuesday 29 March 2011 22:11

That was a *Puts on glasses* Shit Day YEEAAh...Nobody? Awww

fizzpoplady 3

Tuesday 29 March 2011 22:24

You had two choices: 1. Shit yourself and have some laundry to do, but save both your couch and your toddler from the poisonous paint. 2. Sit there like a stupid lump while your child cavorts amidst the poisonous fumes and, being two, probably takes a taste of the paint. You chose option 2. Congratulations, you're a horrible mother and you would rather risk your little girl's life than deal with washing a pair of pants. YDI.

bluebird5679 3

Friday 1 April 2011 2:42

^Word

longlostgirl 4

Tuesday 29 March 2011 23:05

You couldn't of yelled stop? Wow must have been some pretty hard core diarrea

hammerhong 0

Tuesday 29 March 2011 23:20

ydi for not having enough respect from your 2yo to stop her from the can (pun intended)

GabbyCharityM 0

Wednesday 30 March 2011 2:33

I don't see how this is a YDI. I really don't.

yoshiyakiryu 20

Sunday 11 December 2011 13:36

FML: Where no matter how bad your life is, it's always your fault. Most people here who find reasons to say YDI to most posts probably have YDI moments themselves.