By ohshit - 29/03/2011 00:31 - Canada

Today, I was painting my bedroom walls, when I was struck with an uncontrollable bout of diarrhea. I had to watch helplessly from the en-suite bathroom as my 2 year old daughter painted a lovely picture for me, all over my new $500 sofa. FML
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jen993 0

and you couldn't yell out to stop ?!?!

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Rebe_fml 4

ahhh Poocasso strikes again!! paints while you helplessly sit on the toilet taking a dump.

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borkchop1992 15

500$ shit nicee

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sweetonsno 1

Sorry about the collywobbles, but if your only "keep my child safe and out of trouble around poisonous and destructive stuff" technique was being within touching distance, it could have been a lot worse. What if she had started to put it in her mouth? Be careful; there's more to lose than a sofa.

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jinxthejinx 0

That's when you take the kid with you, close the door, and let her safely annoy you within the confines of the bathroom as you poop.

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bassdredd 2

WTF? "used painting"? what does that even mean?

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alissa_roar 6

Actually it was "used painted". She obviously decided to change the remainder of the sentence and forgot to delete "used".

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RockstarRN 10

That really sucks! Couch cover? I'm sorry :(

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Clare420 0

just be glad she didn't drink the paint??

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duravian 1

am I the only one who found this eligible?

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