Kids: Today, I was painting my bedroom walls, when I was struck with...

By ohshit - 29/03/2011 00:31 - Canada

Today, I was painting my bedroom walls, when I was struck with an uncontrollable bout of diarrhea. I had to watch helplessly from the en-suite bathroom as my 2 year old daughter painted a lovely picture for me, all over my new $500 sofa. FML

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By Sickasadog - 06/02/2017 16:00 - United States

Today, I painted my daughter's room with the new paint we bought. It's an oil-based paint which hides all blemishes on the wall, but apparently makes me sick. I'm now throwing up everywhere, but at least the room looks good. FML

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By deeenalynn - 18/07/2011 16:22 - Canada

Today, I have horrible morning sickness. I was helping my daughter fingerpaint, when suddenly the smell of the paint set my stomach off. I threw up all over myself and her painting. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/04/2021 00:30

Today, I went to check on my 2 year-old daughter in her playroom, since she was being awfully quiet. I walk in to see her finger painting with her own feces on her kiddie table. FML

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By lyle - 02/04/2021 08:00

Today, I had to listen to my daughter’s explosive diarrhea while I watched TV. When she came out of the bathroom, she went white as a sheet. Apparently she thought she was alone. FML

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Remodeling

By Spelit - 13/08/2010 19:45 - United States

Today, I finished painting my living room. I had to leave the house in a rush. When I got home, I found smears of paint all around and the carpet crusted with paint that had dried. My cat had rubbed up against the walls and tracked it around. FML

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By ositsranielle - 13/02/2010 17:32 - United States

Today, while I was painting, my little nephew came in and started watching me. I left to clean my brushes. When I came back into the room, my nephew had spilled paint all over the carpet making a rainbow. It took me 5 hours to clean it up. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2011 19:16 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to clean up after the kid that discovered he could finger paint with his poo. FML

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By Barney - 18/06/2011 16:10 - United States

Today, I painted my daughter's bedroom. When I wasn't paying attention, the cat walked through the paint tray. There are now Barney purple paw prints all over the house. FML

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By fuuu. - 19/03/2012 12:39 - Hong Kong

Today, while painting a wall, I handed a bucket of paint up to my friend who was standing on the top rung of a ladder. She said she felt dizzy, and came crashing down on me, along with the paint on my head. FML

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Taint

By PaintedBum - 11/03/2019 18:00

Today, I was painting the bathroom door post. A drop of paint fell on the toilet roll. Guess how I found out. FML

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jen993 0

Tuesday 29 March 2011 6:07

and you couldn't yell out to stop ?!?!

Rebe_fml 4

Tuesday 29 March 2011 6:06

ahhh Poocasso strikes again!! paints while you helplessly sit on the toilet taking a dump.

Comments

MozzarellaMonky 3

Wednesday 30 March 2011 7:20

I would of shit my pants and kept painting if I knew would happen

nunnyy 0

Wednesday 30 March 2011 11:09

LOL shattered ): she got a D in art swell ;)

imac619 2

Wednesday 30 March 2011 16:34

This proves poor people have dumb kids. 500 dollar couch, what's it made out of twigs and burlap?

SarahBoBarah 0

Wednesday 30 March 2011 18:04

At least your daughter was being thoughtful!? :P

MrPhilly52013 1

Wednesday 30 March 2011 21:53

who dumps with the door open?

fizzpoplady 3

Thursday 31 March 2011 16:58

People with small children.

awesomedude4 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 0:04

u poo with the door open?

bent80 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 17:58

YDI for not teaching your kid to stop what they're doing when you tell them no. Great parenting...not!

persimmon 0

Saturday 2 April 2011 5:06

this is why god invented spankings

blackopsnc 2

Tuesday 14 June 2011 5:36

In most cases, ruined pants > ruined sofa.

aigroeg 0

Saturday 18 February 2012 8:53

I hope you rubbed her face in your diarrea

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