By ohshit - 29/03/2011 00:31 - Canada

Today, I was painting my bedroom walls, when I was struck with an uncontrollable bout of diarrhea. I had to watch helplessly from the en-suite bathroom as my 2 year old daughter painted a lovely picture for me, all over my new $500 sofa. FML
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jen993 0

and you couldn't yell out to stop ?!?!

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Rebe_fml 4

ahhh Poocasso strikes again!! paints while you helplessly sit on the toilet taking a dump.

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skatergirl21 2

that's not that expensive

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spd2fst4u 5

you coulda done something. your just lazy.

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ecamp12 15

Okay, it's "could've" and "you're" and if you actually READ the fml, it says that she had diarrhea

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Capt_Oblivious 10

$500 for a sofa? Damn, where did you find one that inexpensive?

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Capt_Oblivious 10

I'll have to check into that. Do they handle bondage furniture also? I could use some more home 'decor'

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underpaid011 0

bill your daughter as "an artistic genius", hVe her sign and number the sofa, then sell it on eBay for $5000 as a "the first of a very limited series".

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zombiekitten87 12

man, your kids are really well disciplined. good job.

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risty 0

I don't know what 2 year olds you know, but the ones I know are very smart and know exactly when they are doing something wrong! You can definitely punish a 2 year old (ex: times outs).

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alexFYL 11

"If you don't stop that right now, as soon as I get out of the bathroom you are going in a time out and I'm taking away your ________ toy!" Or if you're a jerk, "Stop that you little %#^& I'm going to beat the %^@*( out of you as soon as I get off the toilet!"

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odexy 12

What the hell? I'd really like to know where you got a $500 couch. That is cheap as ****.

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wordgirl 0

Being able to think fast in a crisis is probably the most useful thing in my brain. I would have calculated quickly and figured that it costs under twenty bucks to rent a carpet cleaner for the floors/carpets that you'd get diarrhea all over but you'd have to replace the couch. I would have gone and picked her up. :)

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