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By name50 - 07/02/2009 18:16 - United States

Today, I was passing a building and saw a fat, ugly person inside. I started to laugh and noticed it was my reflection. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/01/2020 03:00

Today, I was on the toilet and jumped when I saw a face at the window. It was my own reflection. FML

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By Harriett - 27/09/2024 06:00 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, I was out shopping with my friends when I saw my ex. I instinctively tried to hide by quickly turning around and walking into a store. It was a mirror. I walked straight into my own reflection. FML

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By Mikaela - 01/06/2012 03:25 - United States

Today, I saw my reflection in the computer screen and I thought I looked quite nice. I tried to take a screenshot. FML

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By shelbylove115 - 22/02/2013 05:35 - United States - Nevada City

Today, I walked into my near pitch-black bathroom and saw a person staring back at me. I woke my whole family up with my screams. The person was my reflection. FML

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By mhm - 06/05/2012 02:21 - Canada - Woodbridge

Today, on the bus, I caught the eye of this ugly, sweaty girl giving me a death stare through the driver's mirror. I gave her a death stare back. Only then I realized I was staring at myself. FML

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By i see fat people - 07/12/2012 21:10 - Australia - Canberra

Today, I finally felt motivated to do some exercise. As I got my weights out, I noticed out of the corner of my eye someone moving about outside my window. I got scared and dropped a weight on my foot. The person outside was my own reflection. FML

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By greattt - 10/02/2009 21:15 - United States

Today, I went to get my school picture taken, when the photographer looked at me, saying, "You look like you need a mirror." FML

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By cammy123 - 08/05/2009 05:25 - United States

Today, I went to Target. I was on my way to the bathroom when I find a huge mirror. No one was around so I started to see how my butt looked in my jeans, checked up my nose and fixed my bra. An older woman then walks out of a door next to the mirror and explains that it's a two-way mirror. FML

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By Youknowwho - 18/01/2009 02:55 - Australia

Today, I was in a toilet cubicle, when I overheard two of my friends at the sink talking about how ugly and skinny I was. FML

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By RBHSWedgieGirl - 23/01/2011 01:35 - United States

Today, while walking across campus, I stopped to look at my reflection in a window. I straightened my bra straps and then turned to the side to dig a wedgie out. It wasn't until I heard peals of laughter that I realized I couldn't see IN the classroom, but they could see OUT. FML

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Friday 13 February 2009 8:35

This almost made me cry of laughter.

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Friday 6 March 2009 4:43

Ha-ha. douche bag.

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ChickInGreenVans 12

Thursday 14 June 2012 14:20

and thats exaclty what you get..

ichoosetobe 10

Wednesday 25 July 2012 20:04

Why would you laugh?.....

govan1107 1

Thursday 2 August 2012 2:10

Karma

newstart11 9

Saturday 4 May 2013 2:44

U totes made my day o gosh thank u for being stupid that one time :)

angeluv_2014 22

Friday 14 June 2013 11:03

YD fuckity I

lotusenta 14

Sunday 1 September 2013 11:34

YDI for being a shallow bitch.

EllaJSwiftie 16

Saturday 19 October 2013 18:07

I almost peed my pants. This is too funny!

dunicha 20

Tuesday 21 January 2014 23:51

A mirror of your soul, perhaps?

shujaswati 20

Wednesday 30 April 2014 14:55

Next time you beat the crap out of that guy, y? Cox he's fat :p

sayyestothedress 24

Saturday 12 July 2014 13:50

Lol!

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