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By name50 - 07/02/2009 18:16 - United States

Today, I was passing a building and saw a fat, ugly person inside. I started to laugh and noticed it was my reflection. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/01/2020 03:00

Today, I was on the toilet and jumped when I saw a face at the window. It was my own reflection. FML

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By Harriett - 27/09/2024 06:00 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, I was out shopping with my friends when I saw my ex. I instinctively tried to hide by quickly turning around and walking into a store. It was a mirror. I walked straight into my own reflection. FML

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By Mikaela - 01/06/2012 03:25 - United States

Today, I saw my reflection in the computer screen and I thought I looked quite nice. I tried to take a screenshot. FML

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By shelbylove115 - 22/02/2013 05:35 - United States - Nevada City

Today, I walked into my near pitch-black bathroom and saw a person staring back at me. I woke my whole family up with my screams. The person was my reflection. FML

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By mhm - 06/05/2012 02:21 - Canada - Woodbridge

Today, on the bus, I caught the eye of this ugly, sweaty girl giving me a death stare through the driver's mirror. I gave her a death stare back. Only then I realized I was staring at myself. FML

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By i see fat people - 07/12/2012 21:10 - Australia - Canberra

Today, I finally felt motivated to do some exercise. As I got my weights out, I noticed out of the corner of my eye someone moving about outside my window. I got scared and dropped a weight on my foot. The person outside was my own reflection. FML

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By greattt - 10/02/2009 21:15 - United States

Today, I went to get my school picture taken, when the photographer looked at me, saying, "You look like you need a mirror." FML

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By cammy123 - 08/05/2009 05:25 - United States

Today, I went to Target. I was on my way to the bathroom when I find a huge mirror. No one was around so I started to see how my butt looked in my jeans, checked up my nose and fixed my bra. An older woman then walks out of a door next to the mirror and explains that it's a two-way mirror. FML

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By Youknowwho - 18/01/2009 02:55 - Australia

Today, I was in a toilet cubicle, when I overheard two of my friends at the sink talking about how ugly and skinny I was. FML

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By RBHSWedgieGirl - 23/01/2011 01:35 - United States

Today, while walking across campus, I stopped to look at my reflection in a window. I straightened my bra straps and then turned to the side to dig a wedgie out. It wasn't until I heard peals of laughter that I realized I couldn't see IN the classroom, but they could see OUT. FML

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Friday 13 February 2009 8:35

This almost made me cry of laughter.

twilightobsesser 0

Friday 6 March 2009 4:43

Ha-ha. douche bag.

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zuzuily 14

Tuesday 15 July 2014 4:22

Why would you laugh?

magnetic_aura 26

Sunday 21 September 2014 1:36

Why would you laugh at a fat, ugly person?

msbeans 13

Sunday 14 December 2014 14:17

serves you right for trying to act smug and think your better than someone else.

makynen86 9

Saturday 7 March 2015 21:36

Ydi. Why would you laugh at someone's weight. You should feel ashamed

_shaydwashere_ 9

Friday 12 June 2015 2:39

Why would you laugh at a 'fat ugly person'

whateverFYL 6

Monday 19 October 2015 21:42

That's what you get for being a dick

george_s_4 30

Tuesday 9 February 2016 16:32

"Congratulations, you played yourself" -DJ Khaled

thebiteof87 27

Monday 21 March 2016 3:57

Just karma man.

pranay1201 13

Sunday 4 September 2016 4:56

Why laugh at a fat person? 1/3rd of you Americans are fat.

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