Miscellaneous: Today, I was peeing in a urinal at a bar. A drunk guy comes...

By webperson04 - 27/07/2009 19:07 - United States

Today, I was peeing in a urinal at a bar. A drunk guy comes in, and seeing no urinals open, he decides to pee between my legs from behind me. He didn't have good aim. FML

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By devinbyrne - 05/03/2011 20:26 - United States

Today, I was in the bathroom, when someone came up behind me. Instead of waiting for a urinal to free up, he wedged his way in between me and another guy, and promptly began peeing in my urinal, crossing streams in the process. FML

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By toosmall - 31/01/2009 21:40 - United States

Today, at the urinal a guy came up next to me to do his business. He stared over at me, looked down, laughed and then left. FML

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By feelinnauseous - 24/06/2009 16:48 - United States

Today, I went to a new bar downtown with some friends. I was a little buzzed and had to pee so bad. I rushed into the bathroom and as I sat down I felt a squish on my upper thigh. Turns out the last person in the stall decided to take a shit on the toilet seat. FML

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By longest minute - 25/05/2016 11:28 - United States - Cypress

Today, I was peeing in a public bathroom when a guy walked in and passed by 4 open urinals to use the one next to mine. After feeling his gaze for a second, I confronted him with my own, in hopes he would stop. Instead, I stared into a stranger's eyes until I finished peeing. FML

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By wurtabang - 09/02/2010 05:27 - United States

Today, I was at one of the urinals in a bathroom. A chubby kid goes to the urinal next to mine and starts peeing violently. Apparently, he was peeing so violently that it splashed onto my legs the whole time. I've picked the wrong day to wear shorts. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/01/2014 07:34 - United States - Ewa Beach

Today, I was taking a piss when a fly landed inside the urinal. I thought it would be funny to try to aim and pee on it until it flew away and I stupidly continued aiming, peeing all over the floor and the wall. Another man came in time to see it. FML

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By hardee fucking har yourself, sir - 07/08/2013 22:00 - United Kingdom - Stockport

Today, a guy started taking a leak beside me at the urinal. Evidently he figured he wasn't being enough of a cockbite, because he looked at my junk, laughed, "HAH!" then broke down into hysterics and totally lost control of his stream. I smell like piss. FML

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By Anonymoose - 19/08/2016 20:06

Today, I was in a public toilet. I looked down and realised someone in the stall next to me was peeing on my foot underneath the divider. They didn't even attempt to aim for the toilet bowl. FML

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By Anonypiss - 22/07/2015 16:21 - Canada - Pembroke

Today, I was taking a piss at a urinal when a fly started harassing me. I got so annoyed, I tried to swat it. Didn't go too well. I ended up losing control of my stream, soaking the guy beside me. He busted my face in. FML

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Stranger danger

By Anonymous - 20/11/2014 16:35 - United States - Calhoun

Today, while using a public toilet, a guy started pissing beside me at the urinal. The breach of bathroom etiquette then escalated to him taking a long look down at me and saying, "Nice sack, dude." followed by him finishing up and leaving without even washing his hands. FML

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caramelize 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 2:03

FYL for sure. That's disgusting!

Nuts_the_Wiseguy 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 2:05

And you let him?! I'd have clocked him!!!!

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MadeOfAwesome 1

Tuesday 28 July 2009 2:44

You sure he wasn't trying to butt rape you? Lmao 

TheTrueBeautyx3 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 2:57

That is disturbing. You shouldve kicked him in the balls!

PoeticPixie 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 3:03

It's your own fault for standing there. Unless he walked into the bathroom with everything hanging out, you had ample time to turn around while he was unzipping, and ask him what the crap he thought he was doing.

poopsicle22 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 3:19

you don't turn around every time someone walks behind you while you're pissing, it's not like this is a regular occurrence. Anyway, it takes more time to stop mid-stream, shake, put it away, and turn around than it does to unzip, pull it out, and start going, so OP never really had a chance (poor fella).

No_Wire_Hangers 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 3:30

Wow, I hate to think what that guy would have done if he needed to use a STALL instead and there were none available. Thank your lucky stars you weren't sitting on the throne in that situation.

Walmartworker 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 3:32

What a loser FYL

ChefBoy6382 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 4:15

i hope you beat his ass sober...

spicy4u 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 4:23

lmao, what was he thinking? hes probably like 'oh shit no urinals... hmmm, oh maybe i can pee between that guys legs'

letsparty2night 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 4:44

Oh, please, the guy was drunk. When was the last time you were drunk that you had coherent thoughts? I definitely agree with the OP. FYL. But he was drunk: I was at this bar the other night, and I really had to pee, and without even thinking, I tried to go between some other guy's legs. FML. Give him some slack!

timk_fml 2

Tuesday 28 July 2009 4:32

OWNED

plexico 3

Tuesday 28 July 2009 4:41

"Today, I was peeing in a urinal at a bar." Where the hell were you that they put the urinal at the bar? Everywhere else has the urinals in the bathrooms! On the other hand, it would be quite convenient to pee without having to leave the bar.