Miscellaneous: Today, I was peeing in a urinal at a bar. A drunk guy comes...

By webperson04 - 27/07/2009 19:07 - United States

Today, I was peeing in a urinal at a bar. A drunk guy comes in, and seeing no urinals open, he decides to pee between my legs from behind me. He didn't have good aim. FML

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Dude! Boundaries!

By devinbyrne - 05/03/2011 20:26 - United States

Today, I was in the bathroom, when someone came up behind me. Instead of waiting for a urinal to free up, he wedged his way in between me and another guy, and promptly began peeing in my urinal, crossing streams in the process. FML

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By toosmall - 31/01/2009 21:40 - United States

Today, at the urinal a guy came up next to me to do his business. He stared over at me, looked down, laughed and then left. FML

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By feelinnauseous - 24/06/2009 16:48 - United States

Today, I went to a new bar downtown with some friends. I was a little buzzed and had to pee so bad. I rushed into the bathroom and as I sat down I felt a squish on my upper thigh. Turns out the last person in the stall decided to take a shit on the toilet seat. FML

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By longest minute - 25/05/2016 11:28 - United States - Cypress

Today, I was peeing in a public bathroom when a guy walked in and passed by 4 open urinals to use the one next to mine. After feeling his gaze for a second, I confronted him with my own, in hopes he would stop. Instead, I stared into a stranger's eyes until I finished peeing. FML

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By wurtabang - 09/02/2010 05:27 - United States

Today, I was at one of the urinals in a bathroom. A chubby kid goes to the urinal next to mine and starts peeing violently. Apparently, he was peeing so violently that it splashed onto my legs the whole time. I've picked the wrong day to wear shorts. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/01/2014 07:34 - United States - Ewa Beach

Today, I was taking a piss when a fly landed inside the urinal. I thought it would be funny to try to aim and pee on it until it flew away and I stupidly continued aiming, peeing all over the floor and the wall. Another man came in time to see it. FML

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By hardee fucking har yourself, sir - 07/08/2013 22:00 - United Kingdom - Stockport

Today, a guy started taking a leak beside me at the urinal. Evidently he figured he wasn't being enough of a cockbite, because he looked at my junk, laughed, "HAH!" then broke down into hysterics and totally lost control of his stream. I smell like piss. FML

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By Anonymoose - 19/08/2016 20:06

Today, I was in a public toilet. I looked down and realised someone in the stall next to me was peeing on my foot underneath the divider. They didn't even attempt to aim for the toilet bowl. FML

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By Anonypiss - 22/07/2015 16:21 - Canada - Pembroke

Today, I was taking a piss at a urinal when a fly started harassing me. I got so annoyed, I tried to swat it. Didn't go too well. I ended up losing control of my stream, soaking the guy beside me. He busted my face in. FML

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Stranger danger

By Anonymous - 20/11/2014 16:35 - United States - Calhoun

Today, while using a public toilet, a guy started pissing beside me at the urinal. The breach of bathroom etiquette then escalated to him taking a long look down at me and saying, "Nice sack, dude." followed by him finishing up and leaving without even washing his hands. FML

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caramelize 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 2:03

FYL for sure. That's disgusting!

Nuts_the_Wiseguy 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 2:05

And you let him?! I'd have clocked him!!!!

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FarSide 22

Tuesday 28 July 2009 4:43

Be grateful you were not sitting on the toilet taking a dump when he walked into your stall.

plexico 3

Tuesday 28 July 2009 4:44

Are you sure what he sprayed on you was pee?

LittleMiss1 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 4:45

Ugh ew why didnt you hit him or yell at him or something to make him stop peeing on you!!

kpanchal 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 4:45

I would have chin checked him so fast. After his ass was out-cold I'd shit all over his chest and piss in his mouth.

kpanchal 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 4:47

Bitches

BikerMike 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 4:56

should have kicked the ****** in the dick

notalemon 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 5:39

on the bright side, at least you weren't pooping. that would've been an awkward thing to manuveur. not that it wasn't already awkward. but still.

Deemon_Cat 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 6:06

Holy shit dude o_o

crap3 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 6:16

Should of peed on him back!

KayCee_012 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 6:48

OMG.! YUCK.! ROTFL

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