By locksmack - 14/06/2009 12:46 - Australia

Today, I was peeing in the shower when my girlfriend suddenly pulled open the shower curtain in an attempt to scare me. Startled, I quickly spun around and peed all over her dress. FML
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funsize003 0

did it "piss" her off? ahahah

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creepermagnet15 0

The second i read today i was peeing in the shower i thought YDI. Thats a total turn off for your girlfriend. I hope she was thinking about getting in the shower with you before she saw you doing that (:

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AntiChrist7 0

i'll bet she liked it.

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InsomPsycho 0

I don't understand why someone would turn around while peeing to face someone. My head would jerk around. that's it.

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AnimeFanMikey 0

in the words of little jon AWWWWW SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET

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a1mostevi1 0

dont people know pee is just concentrated sweat? have you ever wondered why if you get heavy sweat stains they turn yellow....

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Chocolate_Chunk 2

you can't really be that stupid, but in case you weren't trolling or failing in an attempt to be funny: Sweat is produced in the sweat glands and consists of water and some dissolved solids (chlorides). It is used to cool down your skin by evaporating. Pee, on the other hand (or more like on the other feet), is produced in the kidneys and consists of waste materials and excess ressources (like vitamins) from your body. The two liquids are totally different

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midgetgerbil 0

You guys are all dumb! lots of men pee in the shower. The only ones that don't are little sissies afraid to get their star wars soap bars or something messed up. theres nothing wrong with peeing in the shower. it's normal for us men. stop complaining you little babies. It was her fault for surprising him.

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weinerdog 2

"Do the medical journals say anything about standing in a pool of someone else's urine?" To anyone defending this disgusting shower urination....it's not acceptable or cool, not matter how much you try to convince yourself otherwise. We have toilets and urinals for a reason.

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ams116 0

pee is sterile...all of you guys are such hypocrites. You all pretend to be environmental hippies trying to save the world but you'll waste ten gallons of water peeing in the toilet every time. Theres nothing gross about peeing in the shower. It has even been shown to cure athletes foot.

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