Miscellaneous: Today, I was peeing in the shower when my girlfriend suddenly...

By locksmack - 14/06/2009 12:46 - Australia

Today, I was peeing in the shower when my girlfriend suddenly pulled open the shower curtain in an attempt to scare me. Startled, I quickly spun around and peed all over her dress. FML

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By coolhand - 29/08/2009 15:13 - United States

Today, I waited for my girlfriend to get in the shower before I stripped down to try and seduce her. I got ready, threw open the door and went in. I walked in on her taking a dump. FML

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By drew - 07/09/2010 17:06 - United States

Today, I accidentally walked in on my girlfriend changing. She responded by screaming, throwing herself on the ground to avoid me seeing her, and crawling into the bathroom. We've been living together for two months. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2021 11:01

Today, thanks to my habit of peeing in the shower, I accidentally peed in the bath. FML

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By GuillermoCJ - 22/01/2011 05:36 - Mexico

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house and had to go to the bathroom. While peeing, I had a cough attack. The cough shook my body, making me pee all over my pants. My girlfriend's parents just arrived. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2018 06:00 - United States

Today, my wife went into the bathroom at Walmart. Being almost sure there was no one else in there, I stood around the corner to scare her. As the door opened, I jumped around the corner and scared an innocent woman to so badly she peed herself. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2012 14:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/04/2021 21:00 - Finland

Today, I peed myself in the dressing room after work when I sneezed. Someone else just walked in as I was trying to dry off my jeans with paper, and probably smelled that I had peed myself. FML

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Jump scare

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was watching a horror movie with my girlfriend. Suddenly, the killer jumped on screen. My girlfriend screamed. I pissed myself. FML

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funsize003 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 16:02

did it "piss" her off? ahahah

FreddyLunch 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 16:01

That'll teach her.

Comments

EMR_fml 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 17:15

I'm not sure about this one. If you were peeing in your own shower then YLIF. She shouldn't have startled you. If you were showering at her place and peeing her shower you totally deserved it ans her life is f'd

Eaunanisme 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 17:22

#45...it all goes to the same place. It's not like he was taking a dump in the bathtub, now THAT's disgusting. He must have been pretty startled to turn his whole body and end up peeing on his girlfriend. FYL and hers.

wott 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 17:28

YDI for peeing in the shower. #62: And I'm sure you know all of us commenters personally and that ALL of us that say peeing in the shower is gross shove environmental stuff down others' throats. Oh yea, We're all hypocrites. To others like #49, 60, etc: I may not be a man but I wouldn't assume that lots of men do the same and that not peeing in the shower=a sissy or not a real man. -.- That's just bullshit.

0geckofun_ 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 17:28

LOL peeing in the shower! Well, I guess the warm water helps that process along ;)

fMYbigfatlife 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 17:35

dude, that's disgusting.

Monado 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 17:36

12, It's not smart. You are just leaving your traces of urine on a place where people wish to actually get clean. It's disgusting for that to happen, and if you are stupid enough to not pee before getting in the shower or can't even hold it in till later deserved it.

eastmanwolf 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 17:36

What is the big deal? Fresh urine is clean and only breeds bacteria when it is left out. In fact, fresh urine is cleaner than saliva. As long as you wash yourself off and make sure it is all washed away out of the shower, then it's not a problem. Jesus Christ, you guys are shower Nazis.