Kids: Today, I was performing a show about pirates for a youth program....

By Anonymous - 05/03/2011 06:07 - Canada

Today, I was performing a show about pirates for a youth program. A child started crying because I wasn't a real pirate. A little girl took my defense, saying, "He's a real pirate, his teeth are all yellow!" FML

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Doortje 29

Saturday 5 March 2011 12:12

Arr, time to brush your teeth, mate.

chrstygrl06 10

Saturday 5 March 2011 11:54

She's right, you must be!

Comments

locachick101 0

Saturday 5 March 2011 13:09

hahaha aw dang that's mess up yo. and rude. but forreal go brush your teeth that's kinda nasty and that's what coffee does to ya

ChibiChibi_fml 27

Saturday 5 March 2011 21:10

Brushing doesn't mean that ones teeth will magically be white, it just means that with any luck they will be less yellow and you won't have awful breath. The OP could brush two or three times every day and still have yellow teeth depending on what he eats and drinks, or if he smokes. This is a case of needing to go to the dentist for a professional cleaning.

SeasonedLemur 5

Saturday 5 March 2011 13:31

Brush your teeth you cuuuuunt!!

nymphy 0

Saturday 5 March 2011 14:51

****? that's completely uncalled for.

ZackAttack20 0

Saturday 5 March 2011 13:36

ydi for not practicing dental hygiene

Bakachu 7

Saturday 5 March 2011 13:39

At least she tried.

ShelboTron 0

Saturday 5 March 2011 13:45

YDI dude. Brush your teeth.

Vanilor_fml 5

Saturday 5 March 2011 13:49

Brush yer teeth, matey.

stephyhull 4

Saturday 5 March 2011 14:10

brush your teeth?

danniellekaulitz 0

Saturday 5 March 2011 14:20

Time for you to invest on a toothbrush and toothpaste ya?

zowieandzander77 1

Saturday 5 March 2011 14:46

was the show rated aarrrh

florecitabetch 0

Saturday 5 March 2011 14:54

really bad joke hear it before in spongebob squarepants

zowieandzander77 1

Saturday 5 March 2011 19:42

it was meant to be corny... the question is why are you still watching sponge bob?

KeirieMay 0

Saturday 5 March 2011 19:56

I still watch spongebob :)

ChibiChibi_fml 27

Saturday 5 March 2011 21:18

I have to ask out of sheer curiosity. What is the appeal of Spongebob Square Pants? I've seen a few episodes of that show and everyone of them made me think "if I had kids I sure as hell wouldn't be letting them watch this show". I know I'll probably get thumbed down for saying that but it's true. I make no judgments on those who do watch it, I say to each their own, but I honestly would like to hear some other opinions on the show from someone over the age of ten. What draws people to it?