Miscellaneous: Today, I was performing in a play. One of my co-actors elbowed... - FML

By Grammer_Nazzi - 18/05/2016 01:11 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I was performing in a play. One of my co-actors elbowed me right as I was taking a swig of my drink, causing me to fling cold tea into my face and all over the table. If that wasn't majestic enough, I had to keep acting in several more scenes with a wet tea stain in my crotch area. FML

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Grammer_Nazzi 9

Wednesday 18 May 2016 22:55

Hey, everyone, OP here! Thank you for everyone's kind words, and the play did indeed go to plan apart from that little hiccup. Extra little story: We had another show on the next day, and during the exact same scene, the exact same co-actor clinked her glass against mine so hard that it broke. I think she might have taken the drunkenness a bit too seriously. Fun times.

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allykaymorris 24

Wednesday 18 May 2016 16:46

Your director is proud you kept acting, I'm sure!! At least it wasn't scalding coffee, or that your dick was hanging out... (:

FemskyD 26

Wednesday 18 May 2016 16:47

The show must go on, well done you :)

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CaptainSolo3596 7

Wednesday 18 May 2016 21:24

Nice pun

Grammer_Nazzi 9

Wednesday 18 May 2016 22:55

Hey, everyone, OP here! Thank you for everyone's kind words, and the play did indeed go to plan apart from that little hiccup. Extra little story: We had another show on the next day, and during the exact same scene, the exact same co-actor clinked her glass against mine so hard that it broke. I think she might have taken the drunkenness a bit too seriously. Fun times.

Nyattack 14

Wednesday 18 May 2016 23:56

Oh man I also kinda feel bad for her, she must've been so embarassed... Kudos for keeping on with the play both times !

TheAspieDork 27

Friday 20 May 2016 1:15

As long as she wasn't actually drunk onstage

xoxoblondee 31

Thursday 19 May 2016 1:16

Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it but only you can feel it's unavoidable embarrassment.

LunaMyst 19

Thursday 19 May 2016 2:04

Sorry OP sounds like something my cast mates would do :/

bobsanction 18

Thursday 19 May 2016 4:23

That's some damn fine acting. Excellent continuity.

Manual_Manoosy 21

Saturday 29 April 2017 0:26

Cool story bro

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