Miscellaneous: Today, I was performing in an orchestra concert. My stand partner...

By anon - 04/06/2009 11:35 - United States

Today, I was performing in an orchestra concert. My stand partner and I commented on people in the audience the whole time, saying how fat they were, etc. Towards the end of the concert, I realized we were sitting right by a microphone, and the whole audience could hear us. FML

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By Concert Flatulent - 10/07/2012 04:44 - United States - Marshall

Today, I went to an orchestra concert. Halfway through the performance I had to fart really bad, so I decided to try and sneak it in while the orchestra was playing a loud exciting part. Just as I let it rip, there was a dramatic pause in the music. Everyone heard. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2022 18:00

Today, I was a guest performer for a school orchestra concert a grade above mine. When they called my name, I didn’t hear them, so when they started the song hundreds of people watched me run on stage. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2016 05:01 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, I farted at a crowded concert, and people started commenting on said fart. I specifically went out of my way to eat certain foods all day so that it wouldn't happen. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2019 20:00

Today, I went to see my favorite band in concert. Not only did the people next to me have a loud conversation through the entire set, the guy behind me repeatedly tried to lecture me for head-butting him. Given he was a foot taller than me, I'm not even sure how that was possible. FML

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By DesperateBich - 28/11/2018 14:00

Today, I was in band rehearsing for a big concert coming up. Since the band was practicing with the orchestra and there weren’t enough seats, we had to stand. My back was facing everyone when my friend tapped me on the shoulder and pointed to my ass. I got my period and everyone saw the stain. FML

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By Gob - 16/01/2009 14:36 - United States

Today, while waiting for class, I let out a huge fart in front of everyone thinking no one would hear it over the music. I was wearing headphones. FML

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By LadyJane - 04/01/2009 10:15 - France

Today, at a rehearsal, a friend poked me: "My mother is in the orchestra, guess who she is!" I jokingly answer: "Erm…The fat singer?". It was. FML

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By Solemnwishing - 13/07/2009 18:33 - United States

Today, while riding on the car with my family, I put on my headphones and pretended to be listening to music and when my parents talked to me, I pretended I couldn't hear them. They took this opportunity to discuss how fat I was and how I can't hold down a boyfriend. They were laughing as well. FML

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By Jobless - 26/03/2022 14:00

Today, at a company event, there was a break. The Blue Danube was playing. Bored, I absentmindedly start singing, “My butt is ugly” to the melody. I forgot that my mic was on and the whole auditorium heard. Not only was I sent home, but my boss wants to “discuss” it on Monday at the office. FML

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By anonymous - 13/06/2012 16:58 - United States - Mundelein

Today, I went to a concert. One of my favorite bands was performing, and I'd had the ticket for seven months, with a great seat for the show. It was all going perfectly, that is until a guy twice my height sat in front of me. FML

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vcjesusfreak 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 20:02

It is incredibly unprofessional to talk at all during a concert, you completely deserved that.

jncwmnd 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 20:04

let me guess..you need to say rude things about other people to feel better about your appearance..YDI

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CookiezMonsterx3 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 23:08

its kinda stupid to talk on a high microphone and not realise everyone could hear u... i mean seriously u could hear it everywhere xD

Decenhiemer 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 23:16

**** you

shitzngiggles93 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 23:20

Got a problem with fat people you pigmy son of a bitch??

yungmoolahbaby 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 23:31

if i was fat i would sit on you.

xd0rkiee 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 23:38

Wow, you must be pretty ugly, huh? YDI.

erroneousx2 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 23:38

Aaaah, I think you got bashed on enough for one post, so I'll just leave it alone.

devaraja42 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 23:40

If you work in a professional orchestra, and you misbehave even during a routine REHEARSAL and somebody catches you, you'll be fired and replaced by the break/intermission... and good luck finding work in that particular city again - your former employer would pretty much blacklist you.

CountDuk 5

Thursday 4 June 2009 23:42

EPIC FAIL!!!!!!!!

stickshifty 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 23:48

Part of me wants to call shenanigans on this one... I've played my fair share of orchestra (and band) concerts and I've never seen any mics at the indoor concerts. At the outdoor pops concerts, yeah, but you usually aren't on a stage outside. And how can you see the audience if you're onstage and the stage lights are on and the house lights down? Hopefully now you'll either STFU during concerts or scout out the mics beforehand and either turn it around so it isn't facing you or turn it off.

SarlaccBits 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 23:52

Wow, hopefully you learned to keep your mouth shut. Odds are you didnt learn jack shit though since you were sitting there making fun of people you didnt know to begin with. YDI.