By anonymous4991 - 04/05/2012 00:39 - United States - Denver

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Today, I was petting my cat and I jokingly said out loud, "Oh, the pussy likes it rough? You like that, don't you?" My windows were open and I could hear the neighbors laughing. FML
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From the poster: I fully expected to a lot of "you deserved it" I just thought it was too funny not to share with the world. Yes, I was talking about petting an actual feline. No, I do not talk to myself while masturbating or have regular conversations with the cat. My neighbor's porch is a couple feet from my window and I can hear all of their conversations too. I am dating someone and have gotten laid recently. I think it is hilarious they put it in the "intimacy" section.

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jerseyboy732 16

why were your neighbors so close to your window that they could here you?

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shayshayshazam 14

I'm still trying to decide if you were petting an actual CAT or if you're just trying to cover up the fact that you were masturbating...

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Falassalond 16

Why would they say that aloud if they were masterbating? It clearly says they were petting a cat.

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Michael_92 20

Some comments are better left in the head...this is one.

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shayshayshazam 14

Why would they say that aloud if they were petting a cat? If your logic works, so does mine. Except for, you know, I was kidding.

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Dracoboxer357 35

^ Uhm, forgive the TMI moment here.... I'm a guy, I occasionally "flog the dog", but while I play with it, I don't talk to it. It doesn't need the verbal coaching anymore than I do. ;P I think it's more likely Op was jokingly teasing her cat (the actual feline), but I wouldn't judge anyone for the other alternative. Different strokes for different folks, right? (So to speak....)

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Cloudberry 10

So do you talk to your cat regularly or was it a one time thing?

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kevinn95 0

When someones bored outta there mind and think of something funny they say it.. Ive talked to my dogs plenty of times its like talkin to a baby they dont understand you.. Most of the time.. But its nice to think that they do

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NiveaKK 9

22- your dp's really cute :)

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auzz1_pride 9

Ouch, terrible timing, but hey at least you sent a good impression to your neighbors.

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AugustBurnsToast 14

Later with the dog...'Is that how the bitch likes it?'

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LookOnBrightSide 12

I take kitty on OP. Should have catained herself.

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CallMeMcFeelii 13

August might burn toast, but back burner brings this world to an end. August burns red reference if no one else knows..

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AugustBurnsToast 14

Good work my friend. Badass song indeed!

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CallMeMcFeelii 13

I saw them play a hometown show. When the breakdown to back burner came on everyone went insane.

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kelseynikolee_ 7

You actually made me laugh !(:

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dontfmlplzzz 6

You'll never live that down, might as well just buy more cats cause that's where you're going.

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CallMeMcFeelii 13

I think you were talking in 3rd person about your own pussy. Haha.

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march_17 0

Sounds like someone hasn't gotten any in a while and is now forced to talk dirty to the cat. Poor kitty.

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luckyd880 12

Perv...that's considered animal cruelty...ok no it's not, but it should be lol

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bettyloohoo 0

It's not like she was having sex with the cat. She was making a joke.

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