By Investing in Toilet Seatbelts - 14/02/2015 09:46 - United States - Sparks

Today, my youngest daughter finally started using the toilet on her own. That is, until her older sister showed her the South Park episode where someone gets their intestines sucked out by flushing the toilet. Now she won't go anywhere near the bathroom. FML
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Attacksloth 33

A word of advice for people who insist on using the same three puns: Stop.

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nomred1 7

That must have SUCKED! No but really her sister seems like an ASSHOLE (sorry couldn't resist

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RMLrapemylife 14

not bad but u shouldve kept it lower case

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kmaheynoway 25

#16 - You FLUSHED AWAY your chances of getting some upvotes.

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royceda510 10

What a crappy situation

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xChaos 29

Couldn't stop yourself, eh?

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NeatNit 32

I'm arresting you for reusing the 'crappy situation' joke for the gazillionth time on FML. You have the right to remain silent. If you have something to say, toilet to the judge.

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kmaheynoway 25

Dude, stop overusing these jokes. It really pisses us all off.

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BurleyGames 1

or "you got yourself in quite a shituation"

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royceda510 10

For ***** sake I apologize. Jesus, I didn't realize you people took shitty puns seriously

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Retaheki 27

Most overused pun on FML, but at least you kept it fresh with crappy instead of shitty.

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swaftmasterj627 12

Because a child that young could understand something like that

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NeatNit 32

which episode was this? I don't remember it but now I wanna watch it :)

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davidpropert 32

#24 it was the TSA (toilet safety administration) episode ;)

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ColonelCusswords 24

What the **** clyde?! put the god damn toilet seat down you asshole!

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hazukilockheart 13

let me check inside yo asshole

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pugpuggy 21

Intestines getting flushed down the toilet. Because intelligence!

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Kielnmsoftly 26

It's actually happened though. Who the ****'s so stupid they can't check to make sure the toilet seat is down?

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TomatoGuts 10

Yes, because leaving the seat up means that your intestines

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TomatoGuts 10

Yes, because leaving the seat up means that your intestines

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militarybrat 21

Stupid? It is a brain thing, like when you are driving and you automatically go a certain way even though that isn't where you want to go. Happens all the time. Especially when you have to go really bad. Not stupid. Be a gentleman and put the seat down!

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pugpuggy 21

If you leave the toilet seat up your intestines won't come ripping out of your ass.

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pugpuggy 21

#63 But... If you leave the seat up your intestines aren't going to get ****** down the toilet. -_-

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crazyindynathan 13

Sounds like a shitty situation to me...

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Attacksloth 33

A word of advice for people who insist on using the same three puns: Stop.

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Mauskau 35

Your comment is surrounded by 3 comments saying the same pun, two of them identical. I miss when comments were creative.

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