By anonymous4991 - 04/05/2012 00:39 - United States - Denver

Spicy
Today, I was petting my cat and I jokingly said out loud, "Oh, the pussy likes it rough? You like that, don't you?" My windows were open and I could hear the neighbors laughing. FML
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anonymous4991 5

From the poster: I fully expected to a lot of "you deserved it" I just thought it was too funny not to share with the world. Yes, I was talking about petting an actual feline. No, I do not talk to myself while masturbating or have regular conversations with the cat. My neighbor's porch is a couple feet from my window and I can hear all of their conversations too. I am dating someone and have gotten laid recently. I think it is hilarious they put it in the "intimacy" section.

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jerseyboy732 16

why were your neighbors so close to your window that they could here you?

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krmc822 6

Did u really hafta say that?

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MissSkittles657 8

(In sarcastic voice) And please remind me again WHY a SANE person would actually say that OUT LOUD to their CAT????? *raises eyebrow*

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Sacrilegious666 6

I thought I 'taw a pussy cat!!!

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Mademoiselle_fml 34

That sounds like something my boyfriend would say x)

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krmc822 6

I mean seriously did u really hafta say that

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melrose90210 10

Damn... How loud did you say it? Or are your neighbors that nosy?

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shizzlemonkeys 5

as long as you weren't getting turned on, s'all good my friend.

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kalbrek009 20

Now I'm laughing too...YDI. If you're gonna talk to your pussy that way, #1: make sure nobody else can hear you & 2: don't let the rest of us on FML know about it....definitely a YDI, not FML....but then again, you just made it a FYL by posting your YDI, didn't you...my bad! Lol.

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