By anonymous4991 - 04/05/2012 00:39 - United States - Denver

Spicy
Today, I was petting my cat and I jokingly said out loud, "Oh, the pussy likes it rough? You like that, don't you?" My windows were open and I could hear the neighbors laughing. FML
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From the poster: I fully expected to a lot of "you deserved it" I just thought it was too funny not to share with the world. Yes, I was talking about petting an actual feline. No, I do not talk to myself while masturbating or have regular conversations with the cat. My neighbor's porch is a couple feet from my window and I can hear all of their conversations too. I am dating someone and have gotten laid recently. I think it is hilarious they put it in the "intimacy" section.

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jerseyboy732 16

why were your neighbors so close to your window that they could here you?

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FlutterShyy 0

O.o poor kitty! Stop molesting it! -tackles-

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firefighterjohn 9

at least they think your getting laid

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janerose21 3

if I was the neighbor I would took a video , edit it zoom in zoom out with sound effects ....DJ scratching effect "the the the p p p pussy like like like it rough rough" and I would called the crazy cat lady !!!

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desertpunk75 11

Next up your going to buy a donkey and rooster and croon "pretty ass....pretty ****..." lol.

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anonymous4991 5

From the poster: I fully expected to a lot of "you deserved it" I just thought it was too funny not to share with the world. Yes, I was talking about petting an actual feline. No, I do not talk to myself while masturbating or have regular conversations with the cat. My neighbor's porch is a couple feet from my window and I can hear all of their conversations too. I am dating someone and have gotten laid recently. I think it is hilarious they put it in the "intimacy" section.

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Isa_fml 20

that's hilarious.

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sparklecherry 4

I call bullshit. This sounds totally made up.

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RedPillSucks 31

Of course, now you'll be forever known as "The girl with the rough pussy". Perhaps you could be a new James Bond character.

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