Aw, balls!

you'll live

That is the greatest thing I have ever seen.

******* furry

At least you didn't bring home a pregnant girl, her have babies, pick them up, and then come back to them having been eaten. Because that happens far more often than people think, with hamsters, mice, and rats. So if you ever see baby hamsters- don't ******* touch them. Momma will chow down. If he's around, so will papa. And many hamsters will happily kill and cannibalize other adults if they encounter them. Rabbits actually usually don't care about the scent rub off, but they'll instead murder and eat their offspring if they get slightly stressed or feel crowded. Almost every rabbit gets stressed after their first litter, so you can guess what most of them do to their first litters... and if the buck is in the cage, HE'S very likely to eat them regardless of any other factors. Or not even eat them, but just murder them, sometimes by slinging them around by the head or neck and slamming them into stuff like a dog with a toy. ... Look, my agriculture class was kind of ****** up, and the only thing it really taught me was how to take care of plants, and that rodents and rabbits are ******* merciless. The only thing that was successfully bred were the plants, and most of them still died.

OP, was this your first time handling a mammal's balls? ;-)