Kids: Today, I was picking my daughter up at day care. She was outside... - FML

By Anonymous - 05/08/2009 17:10 - United States

Today, I was picking my daughter up at day care. She was outside playing kick ball. A red ball rolls over to me, and trying to impress the kids, I kicked it over the slide. I turn around to see three crying six year olds. It was their hamster ball. FML

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deprivedwriter 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 23:03

lmfao....ouch Poor hamster... you deserved it though

starlalove 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 23:03

Grab your kid and RUN!!

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Edenbeam 19

Friday 7 August 2009 22:45

How could you not have noticed that? YDI, idiot.

cosmolatte 3

Friday 7 August 2009 22:45

Half of you animal rights activist probaly eat beef or pork or anykind of meat. If you love animals so much, you wouldn't eat them. And do you not read the comments before you? One of the comments had clearly stated other options of him mistkign it. Jeez.

cosmolatte 3

Saturday 8 August 2009 5:22

*mistaking

Emwo 0

Friday 7 August 2009 22:51

Who cares if he deserved it, the mental image of seeing a flying hamster ball is hilarious. (unless its PETA imagining it)

_tinytot_ 0

Friday 7 August 2009 23:14

omg u ass!!! is the hamster alright?

person1000003 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 2:18

Ahhaajhahahahajsusjzhfusnsylglzlystlamgzmgahmgaltd U DUMBASS BiTCH

ish_happens223 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 7:45

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA LMFAO THATS HILLARIOUS poor hampster but that's so pathetic lmfao i feel bad for the kids first, because of their hampster, but the OP deserves some sympathy too- how was she supposed to know?! who doesn't have the impulse to kick a ball that rolls at your feet?

zag7734 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 22:30

hahahahahahahh thats funny :D welll not for the hamster

monkey314159 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 0:31

You didn't once think, "Ow, that wasn't soft", when you kicked it.

kittykat54 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 4:32

O.O THAT POOR LITTLE HAMSTER! YOU BITCH, YOU BITCH, YOU BITCH!

PokeSponge123 3

Monday 10 August 2009 0:29

"trying to impress..." - automatic YDI right there.

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