By tannerrosetx_1 - 06/04/2015 11:44 - United States - Irving

Today, I was pickpocketed. I didn't realize until I stopped to get breakfast. I went back home to see that my dog had taken my wallet and had ripped and torn it up. I was pickpocketed by my own dog. FML
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leopardwilliam 22

Maybe you should rethink the bacon wallet

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c_wyld 21

Man that's ruff. He couldn't at least throw you a bone, I mean c'mon its Monday...

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Charles900 16

Once had my dog completely tear apart a 20 dollar bill in my pocket. I hope your money is at least intact, OP.

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Jujuboo_3 25

Doggy got some skills. Take him around town with you(:

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amileah13 26

Oh goodness :/ let's hope he didn't tear up or chew any money up!

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Mooglefox 23

Your dog didn't try to be an ID thief, huh?

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wyverntail 15

Clearly he wanted to have the luxuries of being human.

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germanballs 8

So you stopped to get breakfast without your wallet? Hmm.

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Paws_Cat 29

That's not so bad actually. Just as long as the things inside are alright, that's a lot better than it being gone.

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