By tannerrosetx_1 - 06/04/2015 11:44 - United States - Irving

Today, I was pickpocketed. I didn't realize until I stopped to get breakfast. I went back home to see that my dog had taken my wallet and had ripped and torn it up. I was pickpocketed by my own dog. FML
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leopardwilliam 22

Maybe you should rethink the bacon wallet

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c_wyld 21

Man that's ruff. He couldn't at least throw you a bone, I mean c'mon its Monday...

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hard_candy 25

I suppose it's better than actually getting pickpocketted and having your entire identity stolen.

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stingray112 24

How the **** did u not realize it was your dog pickpocketing you

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DorLeon 14

correct me if i am wrong but i think bite is always worse then bark :/

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VitalDistance 14

I feel like every movie about animals being super secret operatives are actually true thanks to this.

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vikky538 28

I thought dogs are loyal and not a thief. Its good that your dog pick pocketed your wallet. Just imagine what would be the situation if it's others wallet.

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Attacksloth 33

I heard pets could really chew a hole in your wallet. Didn't think that expression was literal.

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joelp232 17

sounds like your dog wants attention

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buttcramp 21

damn, 22.. that's a little much.

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annika16 5

Yes stu pot put the dog down just cuz it wanted attention and thought that doing something bad would get him/her it

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engineerosaurus 26

I sincerely hope you don't own a dog. Why you'd think that's funny is beyond me.

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drunk_crow 12

Because that's HILARIOUS.

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Drosophila82 18

Perhaps he's trying to send you a msg...

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