By tannerrosetx_1 - 06/04/2015 11:44 - United States - Irving

Today, I was pickpocketed. I didn't realize until I stopped to get breakfast. I went back home to see that my dog had taken my wallet and had ripped and torn it up. I was pickpocketed by my own dog. FML
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leopardwilliam 22

Maybe you should rethink the bacon wallet

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c_wyld 21

Man that's ruff. He couldn't at least throw you a bone, I mean c'mon its Monday...

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jimmer23 21

Traitorous dog!!!

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DarkPandaXD 15

Gee, what else would one keep in their wallet?

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writerchic85 25

Well it's your fault for leaving your wallet where your dog could get it but I hope he didn't shred your money or ID. That would suck.

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Shake_It_Off 6

Um, it was in her POCKET (there's no italics). Hence, pickPocketed

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TPrice21 2

I think your dog missed the point, its supposed to protect you from being robbed, not do it itself.

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eski2015 22

Hope your money wasn't ripped and eh at least you kept your money (if it wasn't damaged)

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datasiankidthere 3

You stoopeed.

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drunk_crow 12

I think you're "stoopeed"

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saffy66 34

So - the dog reached into your pocket and extracted your wallet without you knowing? Because otherwise it's not pickpocketing.

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