By agh marriage - 11/10/2012 05:56 - Australia - Albany Creek

Today, I was placed firmly in the friend-zone. By my wife. We've been married 10 years. She doesn't want a divorce, she says it'd be too "time-consuming." FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 720
You deserved it 2 512

Same thing different taste

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Invite your new girlfriend over. $10.00 says she shows some interest again.

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Damn that sux bro but I'm guessing she's in an open relationship now whether you know it or not so divorce her ass...

michaelray 4

If the relationship works otherwise, ask her how she'd feel if you went out and had sex with someone else, while she went out and did the same. Obviously you'd both have to work something out around condom use so you weren't catching STDs or getting/getting anyone pregnant. If she's cool with that, why not keep up the domestic partnership? Unless, of course, you suspect that she's getting sex somewhere else already, without having asked you first. If you can prove she's cheating, you can probably file for divorce with little or no effort on her part. :-/

If you own your house, sell it, get an apartment and leave her ass on the street. Then get the most brutal divorce your money can buy.

vero559 7

I like this status. That means u can date other people and ur wife can pay half of all the household bills

talloctopus 7

Divorce the hoe. I mean if you do hope it goes your way

eman1972 4

You can't stay married in the friend zone. Run her ass off. I'm sure she's found her friend on the side.