By agh marriage - 11/10/2012 05:56 - Australia - Albany Creek

Today, I was placed firmly in the friend-zone. By my wife. We've been married 10 years. She doesn't want a divorce, she says it'd be too "time-consuming." FML
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whatadaydanny 12

Invite your new girlfriend over. $10.00 says she shows some interest again.

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athos1237 4

If she won't divorce you and you're friend-zoned get a girlfriend.

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CuMorrigu 14

Been there, done that, got the t-shirt. D-I-V-O-R-C-E.

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candacekmp 14

Sounds like you should shit can her for sheer laziness...just a thought..

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Jenna7600 4

Maybe you should try being more attentive to her. Give her a good ****** and I bet she will be more excited to do that again

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Dracoboxer357 35

50- He just got Firmly friend-zoned......I somehow doubt she'll let him rock her world that easily now. :P But hey,if he did win her back to that level with attentiveness and such, than by all means, go for it! :D

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Tuffay 14

Or tie her up and keep her as your sex slave in the basement...

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BeautyOfGrac3 6

It only takes more time then it should if ppl get stupid or greedy

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mosquito19 14

do you financially support your friends? NO, start charging her rent

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SeepingSarcasm 7

Does this count as a break-up? If it does, hope the ensuing sex was good!

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realist101 3

That's all the permission you need to bang her sister...

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Dracoboxer357 35

59- That's the ticket: Royally piss her off with a fantastic excuse to clean him out big time with the divorce lawyer for "cheating" on her. ;)

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happylawyer 16

My not so legal advice: never get a divorce because you are hurt or in anger. Wait. Let things cool down a little and then consider the divorce. You will make better decisions and it will be a lot easier and less traumatic.

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balletteacher 11

Sounds like an opportunity to pursue her love and win her back to me. It's worth a shot. After 10 years of marriage, it'd be nothing short of tragic to loose her now.

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