Kids: Today, I was playing a math game with a 4th grade boy (I'm a...

By riahta - 06/08/2010 06:45 - United States

Today, I was playing a math game with a 4th grade boy (I'm a college graduate). I cheated during the entire game, and still lost 7 of the 9 rounds we played. FML

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By hopeless - 26/02/2011 06:49 - United States

Today, I cheated on my math exam. I still failed. FML

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By Eureka! I still lose.... - 09/02/2018 19:00

Today, I was accused of cheating on our math test, instantly granting me a perfect zero. How? I used the wrong formula on a problem, but ended up with the correct answer. FML

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By rutho - 27/03/2009 04:39 - United States

Today, I cheated on a math test by writing a couple of equations on my hand. Totally satisfied, I handed my test in, feeling like I had aced it. As I was heading toward the door, I happily waved goodbye to my teacher. She saw everything. FML

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By He's old enough to know better! - 08/09/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, my boss's oldest son challenged me to a chess game. I've been practicing a lot, so I decided to humor him. He was a challenging opponent; not because he was skilled, however, but because he was trying to cheat almost constantly. I felt exasperated, rather than accomplished, when I beat him. FML

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By Retake - 13/08/2021 20:01

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2014 17:07 - Canada - Cranbrook

Today, disappointed with my results on a mathematics test, I went over it and realized my teacher had added up the marks incorrectly, leaving me with 17% less than I earned. The person who's supposed to be teaching me math can't even perform basic arithmetic. FML

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By math is literal violence - 20/11/2021 08:01

Today, despite doing extra credit, staying after class to have one-on-one tutoring with the TA, doing online tutoring and watching YouTube videos, I still absolutely cannot do math! I’ve been reduced to bribing my nephew to do my work for me. I’m in college. He’s in 7th grade. FML

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By mathgenius - 08/10/2013 19:17 - Norway - Kolltveit

Today, I passed my math test with flying colors. My dad thought I had cheated, so he emailed the school and told them that I had. They lowered my grade. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/01/2014 18:13 - United States - Elizabethtown

Today, while playing badminton at school, I got an opponent who is mentally handicapped. Since I'm terrible at the game, I guess the teacher assumed it would be a good match. I won the match, my first victory ever. My teacher accused me of cheating to humiliate him. FML

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By laywer_man - 07/03/2009 06:43 - United States

Today, I couldn't answer almost any of the questions in the game "Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader?" I'm a 40 year old man. FML

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FreshSalad 1

Friday 6 August 2010 16:05

why would you cheat?

Brittaneyyy 0

Friday 6 August 2010 16:07

let's hope math wasn't ur major

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thebrand25 0

Tuesday 10 August 2010 5:44

are u smarter than a 4th grader!...anybody...no? aww

thebrand25 0

Tuesday 10 August 2010 5:46

#35 ouch

YDI4nogoodreason 0

Tuesday 10 August 2010 20:28

HOW do you cheat at math?

ugwmii 0

Saturday 14 August 2010 8:20

what was the winning questian 4+4 ?

geovanni 9

Tuesday 7 September 2010 22:01

ydi for cheating against a 4th grader

eliasnader 0

Thursday 9 September 2010 9:46

after 25 years the kid that wan over u will write the same paragraph on this site :D

llllJakubllll 0

Monday 18 October 2010 1:34

You're a ******* loser.

BAGRAD 0

Thursday 28 October 2010 4:43

have you people even SEEN are you smarter than a fifth grader?? of course the guy lost, but dude, even if u cheated, thats just stupid. FYL

LilMissNinja22 0

Friday 10 December 2010 23:26

Cheaters never prosper. Or was that quitters? Who cares. Bottom line: cheatingbis bad

sepdps 0

Thursday 17 February 2011 20:47

just because you graduated college doesn't mean your smart as ****. looks like you just got outsmarted by a younger kid AGAIN. dumbass.

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