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By riahta - 06/08/2010 06:45 - United States

Today, I was playing a math game with a 4th grade boy (I'm a college graduate). I cheated during the entire game, and still lost 7 of the 9 rounds we played. FML

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By hopeless - 26/02/2011 06:49 - United States

Today, I cheated on my math exam. I still failed. FML

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By Eureka! I still lose.... - 09/02/2018 19:00

Today, I was accused of cheating on our math test, instantly granting me a perfect zero. How? I used the wrong formula on a problem, but ended up with the correct answer. FML

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By rutho - 27/03/2009 04:39 - United States

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By He's old enough to know better! - 08/09/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, my boss's oldest son challenged me to a chess game. I've been practicing a lot, so I decided to humor him. He was a challenging opponent; not because he was skilled, however, but because he was trying to cheat almost constantly. I felt exasperated, rather than accomplished, when I beat him. FML

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By Retake - 13/08/2021 20:01

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2014 17:07 - Canada - Cranbrook

Today, disappointed with my results on a mathematics test, I went over it and realized my teacher had added up the marks incorrectly, leaving me with 17% less than I earned. The person who's supposed to be teaching me math can't even perform basic arithmetic. FML

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By math is literal violence - 20/11/2021 08:01

Today, despite doing extra credit, staying after class to have one-on-one tutoring with the TA, doing online tutoring and watching YouTube videos, I still absolutely cannot do math! I’ve been reduced to bribing my nephew to do my work for me. I’m in college. He’s in 7th grade. FML

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By mathgenius - 08/10/2013 19:17 - Norway - Kolltveit

Today, I passed my math test with flying colors. My dad thought I had cheated, so he emailed the school and told them that I had. They lowered my grade. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/01/2014 18:13 - United States - Elizabethtown

Today, while playing badminton at school, I got an opponent who is mentally handicapped. Since I'm terrible at the game, I guess the teacher assumed it would be a good match. I won the match, my first victory ever. My teacher accused me of cheating to humiliate him. FML

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By laywer_man - 07/03/2009 06:43 - United States

Today, I couldn't answer almost any of the questions in the game "Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader?" I'm a 40 year old man. FML

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FreshSalad 1

Friday 6 August 2010 16:05

why would you cheat?

Brittaneyyy 0

Friday 6 August 2010 16:07

let's hope math wasn't ur major

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CloudN9N3 0

Friday 6 August 2010 19:15

darkmis1, "Your" is a grammar mistake not a spelling mistake..you're a dumbass

JokerJohn7 0

Friday 6 August 2010 19:19

YDI cause you suck

Hwikek 2

Friday 6 August 2010 19:56

I'm guessing you're an arts major?

mirandabieber13 0

Friday 6 August 2010 19:57

and you got into colledge how?

Lisa89 3

Friday 6 August 2010 20:52

just because you graduated college doesn't mean your amazing at everything. You didn't major in maths.. and i'm pretty sure you weren't that great at maths pre college as well. I bet the kid is really great at maths.. hense him beating you. Get over it :). And if you're a major in maths, i guess you are? ... then well ... wow...