Intimacy: Today, I was playing a medieval game with my brother, when he... - FML

By Sylvania - 10/06/2009 23:07 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was playing a medieval game with my brother, when he took all of his character's clothes off and said, "Let's have sex!" I looked at him and said, "UH YOU ARE MY BROTHER!" He turns and looks at me, smiling and says, "But not in the game!" I am a 19 year old girl. He is 12. FML

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By Wenny - 18/01/2009 12:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that he was gay and that he is in love with my younger brother. FML

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By nerd_man01 - 10/07/2009 19:20 - United States

Spicy

Today, my younger brother, who is 15, had to show me the quickest way to take off a woman's bra. I'm 12 years older than he is. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/09/2009 04:16 - United States

Spicy

Today, while my girlfriend and I were getting it on, she looked up at me and said, "You look a lot like your brother." FML

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Top comments

kadeouir 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 10:15

Omg ur brother needs to see a counsellor or shrink or something he's messed up!

Polski_fml 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 10:18

"Incest in the morning 97.1"

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Uber_G33k 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 21:28

What game was it?

PTB 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 21:28

Hahahahahhahah I laughed for like 10 min when I read this!!!!!

Art_Vandeley 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 21:42

lol # 6 Family Guy ftw!

pikL3bOi 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 21:51

Lmfao

cactus_fml 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 21:55

LMAO WOWWWW.

jrl585 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 21:57

******* whats wrong with your brother

mas19 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 22:08

lol u can't take a joke...

CluelessOne 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 22:20

Sounds like he's been looking at hentai.

tomarino13 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 22:24

At least you labeled this under "kids" and not "love" because if you did, you would have incest problems too.

x0aka0x 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 22:29

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