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By Sylvania - 10/06/2009 23:07 - United States

Today, I was playing a medieval game with my brother, when he took all of his character's clothes off and said, "Let's have sex!" I looked at him and said, "UH YOU ARE MY BROTHER!" He turns and looks at me, smiling and says, "But not in the game!" I am a 19 year old girl. He is 12. FML

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Today, my younger brother, who is 15, had to show me the quickest way to take off a woman's bra. I'm 12 years older than he is. FML

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Today, while my girlfriend and I were getting it on, she looked up at me and said, "You look a lot like your brother." FML

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Thursday 11 June 2009 10:15

Omg ur brother needs to see a counsellor or shrink or something he's messed up!

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Thursday 11 June 2009 10:18

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mother_green7 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 22:31

#8, your a dumbass. blood relation has nothing to do with who you see as your sibling. i have lesbian mothers, and my sister is adopted. we have no blood relation at all and she is just as much as my sister as someone who does.