Awkward, Crush and Love: Tales of the unexpected

Tales of the unexpected

By Ryuga - 11/06/2009 01:43 - United States

Today, I decided to confess my feelings to the girl I've had a crush on since the beginning of high school. We agreed to meet at Starbucks, but she was bringing a friend. I didn't care, because I just wanted to tell her how I felt. When I got there, I saw her making out with another girl. FML

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You deserved it 5 160

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By Stupid Drunk - 22/12/2012 05:01 - United States

Today, I was drunk at a party and confessed my love for my crush and told her how I felt. According to my friends, I made out with another girl not long after my confession. FML

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By Anon - 13/12/2009 07:36 - United States

Today, the girl I had a crush on for the past few months called me and wanted to tell me something. Excited, I agreed and we went out to dinner. She wanted to tell me she had been secretly seeing 'someone' for the past six months. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 291

You deserved it 3 700

By WHY - 01/04/2016 00:58 - United States - Fairfax

Today, I planned on "breaking up" with my best friend by confessing my love for her, hoping she would feel different and move on. She reciprocated. FML

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You deserved it 33 059

By Anonymous - 14/09/2018 01:30

Today, I was texting with my childhood crush late at night and we were exchanging secrets. I figured this was as good a time as any to tell her about my long-standing crush on her. Turns out she's a lesbian. FML

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You deserved it 355

Open Mike

By cathugger - 16/08/2019 16:00

Today, I decided to confess my feelings and perform a love song I'd written for my crush during an open mic night. He was there - he also took the opportunity to declare his love to his on-off girlfriend, get down on one knee and propose to her. She said yes. FML

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You deserved it 548

Never do this

By Anonymous - 05/07/2015 06:18 - United States - Cranford

Today, I confessed my feelings to the girl I like, who also happens to be my coworker. She told my boss, and they're laughing about it as I type this. FML

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You deserved it 3 156

No thanks

By StratMan - 28/05/2011 16:44 - United States

Today, I worked up the courage to confess my feelings to this girl I'm crazy about. I even wrote and recorded a song for her. Instead of listening to it, she gave it to her ex-boyfriend, who responded to my heartfelt words by headbutting me. FML

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You deserved it 7 696

By Anonymous - 30/03/2017 20:00

Today, I finally told the girl I'm in love with how I've felt ever since we first met six years ago. She let me know that not only does she not feel the same way, she's always considered me a creep and only ever hung out with me because of our mutual friends. FML

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You deserved it 1 002

Overcompensating

By Anonymous - 28/03/2023 14:00

Today, I finally mustered up the courage to tell my crush how I feel about them. I poured my heart out, only for them to tell me that they're already seeing someone else. To make matters worse, they then asked me for advice on how to impress their new partner. FML

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You deserved it 203

By Oraashi - 26/06/2012 17:18 - United Kingdom - Stoke-on-trent

Today, I confessed my feelings to the girl I've been in love with for three years. Her response was to well up, start crying, and ask me why I had to have chosen her. FML

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Durf 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 10:14

why not jump in?

smiller0789 3

Thursday 11 June 2009 10:17

At least you got a free show out of the deal :p

Comments

PhAndrew 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 10:13

NICE! ask if they want to three some

epicenur 2

Tuesday 6 April 2010 5:02

haha ooh-right

jpwdragon 0

Friday 16 April 2010 11:53

I totally agree, bit of bi on the side is nothing to be afraid of, mmmmm... lesbians!

joqez 0

Monday 9 August 2010 4:18

come on, why does everybody has to say that when it's about lesbians...

GlassJAwkidE 3

Thursday 11 June 2009 10:13

hahahaha thats sucks

teotsi 28

Tuesday 22 April 2014 13:34

There's a button for that...

Durf 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 10:14

why not jump in?

HeyitsPheddy 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 10:16

There's plenty of fish in the sea out there, kiddo. Hopefully you don't turn the rest of them into lesbians, too.

xXCrazyPersonXx 0

Friday 6 August 2010 17:21

lolz win ^^

madd_coww_diseas 0

Saturday 18 September 2010 14:45

funnier than the actual FML... :]

gdude756 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 10:17

3 way anyone?

smiller0789 3

Thursday 11 June 2009 10:17

At least you got a free show out of the deal :p

ASUdec 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 10:18

How could that be bad?! THREESOME!

waspbr 4

Thursday 11 June 2009 10:26

exactly how is this a FML? some people just have it too easy.

redbluegreen 40

Thursday 11 June 2009 10:27

Oh snap! But you know, not every girl that makes out with another girl is just into girls. Just sayin'. And if you only wanted to tell her how you felt, do you really have anything to lose?