Intimacy: Today, I was playing a medieval game with my brother, when he...

By Sylvania - 10/06/2009 23:07 - United States

Today, I was playing a medieval game with my brother, when he took all of his character's clothes off and said, "Let's have sex!" I looked at him and said, "UH YOU ARE MY BROTHER!" He turns and looks at me, smiling and says, "But not in the game!" I am a 19 year old girl. He is 12. FML

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You deserved it 5 589

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By Username - 08/01/2011 07:01 - United States

Today, I got to listen to my younger brother have sex with a girl while I sat in my room playing World of Warcraft on a Friday night. FML

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By SLA - 23/03/2009 23:12 - United States

Today, my 11 year old brother walked in on me sitting on my boyfriend's ass and giving him a back massage. He tilted his head a little and then said "Aren't you guys doing it wrong? Isn't he supposed to be on top?" My boyfriend laughed and gave him a high-five. FML

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You deserved it 32 577

By Anonymous - 16/02/2012 21:13 - United States

Today, I met my brother for the first time in 20 years. Everything was going great, until he tried to make out with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/01/2018 18:30 - United States - Papillion

Today, I accidentally sent a nude to my 10-year-old brother. FML

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You deserved it 7 396

By Wenny - 18/01/2009 12:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that he was gay and that he is in love with my younger brother. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 422

You deserved it 2 978

By nerd_man01 - 10/07/2009 19:20 - United States

Today, my younger brother, who is 15, had to show me the quickest way to take off a woman's bra. I'm 12 years older than he is. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 451

You deserved it 13 790

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By Anonymous - 08/09/2009 04:16 - United States

Today, while my girlfriend and I were getting it on, she looked up at me and said, "You look a lot like your brother." FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 204

You deserved it 2 624

kadeouir 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 10:15

Omg ur brother needs to see a counsellor or shrink or something he's messed up!

Polski_fml 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 10:18

"Incest in the morning 97.1"

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spectreU98 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 10:44

He's just messing with you probably. Not really an FML so much as your brother trying to creep you out.

that_guy_you_are 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 10:46

"Every one else: I can't see the problem with the 12 year old kid knowing about sex. I knew a lot about sex when I was 12, the only thing gone wrong is that I am stille a virgin." No you're not, half the kids in my neighbourhood walk funny because of you.

staciieee_x3 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 10:47

okay. that is just freaking disgusting. what the hell is wrong with your brother? like seriously, that is filthy. and wrong on soooooo many levels. help the poor boy out and send him to a counsellor or something, ffs!!!

redbluegreen 40

Thursday 11 June 2009 10:48

#20 - :D #22 - If they've said it, they've thought about it. If they haven't said it, they probably have anyway at some point or another. It's the same way with ****; If you can think of it, it's been done. End of story.