By Anonymous - 07/06/2009 15:53 - United States

Today, I was playing around with my sister's kitten. As a joke, I put him underneath the sheets and farted. He attacked my nuts. FML
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genius_man16 0

BAHAHAHA You got owned by a kitten. YDI so much.

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orangerocker26 0

why in the hell would you dutch oven your own cat. you deserved it.

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chris_514138 0

LOL sucked in, im pretty sure if u put anything under the covers and farted itd attack u somewhere

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Miranday 0

Too funny. You were owned by a cat.

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jameroo3498 0

@#38, YOU. TASERED. A. CAT. WHAT DO YOU EXPECT, DUDE?! YOU PURPOSELY HURT A CAT THAT YOUR WIFE LOVED, MUCH MORE THAN SHE LOVED YOU PROBABLY! YOU DESERVE TO BE KICKED OUT THE HOUSE YOU ASS!

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jkjorn 16

OP should change his name to 'Claude Balls'.

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sb3009 0

Dude, why in the world would you dutch oven your cat while knowing that he has claws and yes, cats can fight back... Still... Man, you made my day! Laughed so deam hard!! xD

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Chunchunchun 3

Hahaha this has to be one of the most deserved ever. Also, the illustration is great, the artist captures the asshole-ness of OP and the kitten is super cute :D

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