Miscellaneous: Today, I was playing around with my sister's kitten. As a joke,... - FML

By Anonymous - 07/06/2009 15:53 - United States

Today, I was playing around with my sister's kitten. As a joke, I put him underneath the sheets and farted. He attacked my nuts. FML

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genius_man16 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 20:23

BAHAHAHA You got owned by a kitten. YDI so much.

orangerocker26 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 20:24

why in the hell would you dutch oven your own cat. you deserved it.

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iluvmybf211 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 13:33

you are sick to do that. you deserved it.

kaykill 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 4:09

too funny

Sgt_Minty 0

Friday 15 July 2011 11:06

haha cuz u guys have mever even thought of doing that

hahalaughing 0

Sunday 31 July 2011 4:47

LMFAO*3000 i crack up every time i read that. but your a dushce. owned by a cat.

Xaviexis 6

Monday 1 August 2011 1:35

This is one of those things where if what you did it was actually funny enough, the cruelty would be much more easily forgiven. Thing is, what you did was in no way funny even without considering the kitten's perspective. I mean, a fart joke? How often are those actually funny? What the cat did in response, however, was hilarious. Wouldn't be nearly as funny if you didn't deserve it but you did.

ninjacutie 6

Tuesday 2 August 2011 6:35

poor kitten ?

becca_raymond 2

Thursday 4 August 2011 9:38

Karmas a bitch huh?!

lilac268 0

Tuesday 9 August 2011 9:51

I literally just LOL'd

dakins 0

Sunday 14 August 2011 10:04

U were Cat-trated to bad the poor thing didn't sever them entirely

cinderellabarbie 1

Saturday 20 August 2011 4:32

why exactlly were you're. nuts exposed

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