Love: Today, I was playing Badminton in P.E, and I was paired with...

By oblivious idiot - 12/02/2016 07:50

Today, I was playing Badminton in P.E, and I was paired with a particularly pretty girl, who for some reason kept asking stupid questions that we both knew the answers to. I've only now just realized that she was trying to initiate conversation with me. This is why I have no friends. FML

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BlueBaronBitch 22

Friday 12 February 2016 18:01

I feel bad but at the same time I feel bad for the girl for trying so hard

haileyrows 26

Friday 12 February 2016 18:02

At least you know she likes you enough to want to talk to you!

Comments

video_games_and_ 9

Friday 12 February 2016 20:15

Reminds me of myself.

OrganicSistah 17

Friday 12 February 2016 20:28

I hope you weren't mean t to her.

istheaar_on 6

Friday 12 February 2016 20:41

it's not too late op go after her! she was interested in you, it can happen again!

Obito_Uchiha651 17

Friday 12 February 2016 20:45

Reminds me of the time a girl asked me to hang out with her by the pond and I said "no thanks" I still regret it to this day

FSGInsainity 15

Friday 12 February 2016 20:53

I know the feeling. Only I don't play sports. Or have girls talk to me.

Jon123M 12

Friday 12 February 2016 20:58

At least someone is trying to converse with you, most of the time people just pretend I'm not there and block me out...

desd428 17

Friday 12 February 2016 21:35

Aw, well you ask her some stupid questions next time you see her!

kk_wolf 4

Friday 12 February 2016 21:45

Huh, funny I was in gym playing badminton too. 4th period?

mylemoon26 8

Saturday 13 February 2016 0:32

I found out last year the girl I used to like me at the time I liked her. This was years after I gave up on dating her

AviShtap 20

Saturday 13 February 2016 1:07

Tomorrow I would tell her, "Woah, sorry about being so antisocial yesterday. I was really exhausted. So, how's it going?" Also, I had a similar story; a quite popular girl in my grade attempted to high-five me in gym after I tried to hit a ball and failed. But I thought she was trying to pat my back in consolation, because I suck at volleyball. Needless to say, it was a very awkward back-turning misunderstanding that made her very confused and made me laugh pretty hard.