Love: Today, I was playing Badminton in P.E, and I was paired with...

By oblivious idiot - 12/02/2016 07:50

Today, I was playing Badminton in P.E, and I was paired with a particularly pretty girl, who for some reason kept asking stupid questions that we both knew the answers to. I've only now just realized that she was trying to initiate conversation with me. This is why I have no friends. FML

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Today, I finally got to spend a good amount of time with this girl I had been trying to get with for weeks, only to realize I wasn't that into her. I asked my friend for help and he proceeded to literally drag me away from her, while I pretended to try and stop him. FML

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BlueBaronBitch 22

Friday 12 February 2016 18:01

I feel bad but at the same time I feel bad for the girl for trying so hard

haileyrows 26

Friday 12 February 2016 18:02

At least you know she likes you enough to want to talk to you!

Comments

vikky538 28

Saturday 13 February 2016 15:56

If you don't get those hints.. No one help you

mattrd_fml 31

Saturday 13 February 2016 17:15

I'm sorry. I know how hard it is to make frienda. I have aspergers. so it's a daily struggle for me too.

coraline123c 23

Saturday 13 February 2016 17:54

Maybe if you run into her again you can try starting a conversation, anyways good luck op

UncleAdolf 6

Saturday 13 February 2016 18:17

Maybe you shouldn't be such a Jew.

Kielnmsoftly 26

Saturday 13 February 2016 22:31

This was literally my "whole" freshman year (I had to have chest surgery and teach myself from home for part of the year). I got invited to a group of senior girls' table and they kept flirting with me but I was too dull to notice. One even noticed me staring at her chest so I looked up, she smiled, and I looked back down not realizing what just happened. They kept trying to invite me out with them but I never went. Same type of thing also happened with girls in like 3 of my classes. Yeah I hate my freshman self for not picking up on any of this.

momac86 17

Sunday 14 February 2016 9:56

You got served twice

URBeingLied2 23

Monday 15 February 2016 13:58

That's just how women talk.

interesting33 36

Monday 15 February 2016 17:51

Next time, accept her questions or talk to her - you haven't blown anything OP :)

Regisord413 10

Tuesday 26 April 2016 7:06

You're so lucky.

JackFaire 27

Saturday 7 May 2016 7:36

Keep in mind what you're experiencing is the result of a viscious cycle. You were denied friendship at a younger age and thus didn't learn the social skills your peers take for granted. Reach out to the girl again. If she's genuine she could help you learn what you need to know.