Kids: Today, I was playing FarmTown and got into a fight with a 14...

By hatelittleboys - 15/10/2009 17:04 - United States

Today, I was playing FarmTown and got into a fight with a 14 year old boy. I threatened him with physical violence, and he reported me. I'm 23 years old and got banned from a virtual farming game for threatening children. FML

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By ParentingFail - 13/12/2022 15:00

Today, my 18 year-old son threatened to sue a store because they refused to give him a senior discount, at which point he trashed the store in a blind rage, and got banned for life. That would make more sense if he was actually a senior, not a senior in high school. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2023 00:00 - United States - Federal Way

Today, I was playing my favorite online game when I had to use the bathroom. While I was away for five minutes, my little sister went on my laptop, typed the “N-word” in chat, and got me banned. FML

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Framed

By Anonymous - 02/05/2024 16:00 - United States - Bay Shore

Today, I tried joining a Roblox game, only to discover I was banned. According to the game's creator, it was because I'd exploited on an alt. The alt was an account intentionally impersonating me in order to frame me. FML

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By tspence - 20/03/2013 22:08 - United States - Genoa

Today, I found myself arguing with a 6-year-old over a game of tag. FML

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Lehk 9

Thursday 15 October 2009 23:20

YDI grow up

deaditegirl 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 23:22

YDI for playing FarmTown.

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Ben5224 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 12:57

good work (Y) i F***ing hate kids they're mostely smart ass pricks

godyourethick 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 20:39

FYL for playing that shit.

Haruspex 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 0:00

I laughed when I read that post. It's just the fact that he's 23, plays farmtown and got banned for abusing a child. Hilarious.

alpolitikat 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 8:08

LMAO. Epic. Shouldn't anyone at that age be working? Instead of threaten kids? And on freaking FarmVille!

jemma_aussie 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 12:22

well then dont threaten children....

NissanDriver 0

Sunday 25 October 2009 6:49

You should have been arrested.

gpstyne 0

Sunday 1 November 2009 20:38

YDI douche

bored690 0

Monday 9 November 2009 7:52

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That's too funny. YDI for being hypothetically violent on your hypothetical farm.

kiwi0605 0

Tuesday 8 December 2009 17:25

GROW UP! It's just a stupid game.

tacoman007 2

Thursday 31 December 2009 8:42

Cool story, bro.

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