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By hatelittleboys - 15/10/2009 17:04 - United States

Today, I was playing FarmTown and got into a fight with a 14 year old boy. I threatened him with physical violence, and he reported me. I'm 23 years old and got banned from a virtual farming game for threatening children. FML

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Lehk 9

Thursday 15 October 2009 23:20

YDI grow up

deaditegirl 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 23:22

YDI for playing FarmTown.

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teezer91 0

Saturday 17 October 2009 1:01

YDI for playing farmVILLE not TOWN bimbo

Sopsy_fml 0

Saturday 17 October 2009 1:02

I guess YDI for arguing with someone on a game, but they don't deserve it for playing the game... "I pressed YDI as soon as I read the Farmtown part etc..." come on guys, really, stop trying to be 'funny' and actually focus on what the FML is about.

g00nie 0

Saturday 17 October 2009 3:53

what did you expect you jerk

OORAHWife 0

Saturday 17 October 2009 6:41

LOVE IT!!! lol ...

guhjeeh 0

Saturday 17 October 2009 18:14

hes not a jerk. 1. its the internet, relax 2. hes 14 not 5 years old

ShetHappensxx 0

Saturday 17 October 2009 21:10

My Noobar is going off!

onikage_666 0

Sunday 18 October 2009 5:24

ok, if facebook knew he was 14 his account would've been deleted once they found out, because you need to be 18 to make a facebook account, im 14 i would know, besides, if he reported you hes a jackass who obviously isn't mature enough to be playing farmtown anyway, but you threatened somebody over FARMTOWN, that's pretty low

Sopsy_fml 0

Sunday 18 October 2009 12:53

I'm 14 and made my account when I was 13, WITH the real age...?

mattrick 0

Monday 19 October 2009 0:00

Yeah, wtf are you talking about. I made my fbook account when I was 15 with my real birthdate and I've had it for 4 years. My 14 y/o cousin has one too.

eleni_fml 0

Monday 19 October 2009 13:06

you need to be 13, idiot -.-

TallMist 32

Wednesday 20 May 2015 17:10

Did you just say the kid was immature for reporting threats of physical abuse? I honestly would have reported them too.

stev_o2 0

Monday 19 October 2009 5:47

I've had an account since I was 16, damn ur funny!

macbeater 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 5:40

HAHAHA besides the fact that I love that game, you def brought that on yourself. lol cmon man, a 14 y/o??? lol sorry to hear that but fyi i just hit 32 today and im goin strong!