By Anonymous - 17/04/2015 20:43 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was playing Monopoly with my extended family. When my wife came home, she kicked me out of the game and took all my money and property. When I said she couldn't do that, she said "Sure I can. It's called divorce." Everyone laughed. Now I'm bored as hell, watching everyone else play. FML
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Vidrill 22

Well, maybe if you wanted to keep playing, you should have put your foot down?

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Cads1 24

Sounds like she needs to go directly to jail without passing go or collecting $200.

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abNormal62 23

In literature this is referred to as foreshadowing. Hope your marriage stays stable because I think you just got visited by the Ghost of Christmases Yet To Come

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abNormal62 23

Do you not pass home do not collect $200 go directly to the courthouse

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abNormal62 23

It's funny how sometimes the game of Monopoly is eerily similar to the game of Life

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Hauclir 14

Now we all know who wears the pants.

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randomheartthrob 7

Just leave. Id say yall have fun playing and I'm gonna go get drunk or something so see you all tomarrow. Make the wife feel bad for being a bitch

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wigster 1

Make sure you donate your testicles to medical researchers when you die...they might be curious how it's possible to have ones so small.

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DrCheese 16

Grow some balls and tell her to start from nothing like everyone. No free rides in monopoly.

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

She's got a bug up her ass. You shouldn't have moved.

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