By Anonymous - 17/04/2015 20:43 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was playing Monopoly with my extended family. When my wife came home, she kicked me out of the game and took all my money and property. When I said she couldn't do that, she said "Sure I can. It's called divorce." Everyone laughed. Now I'm bored as hell, watching everyone else play. FML
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Vidrill 22

Well, maybe if you wanted to keep playing, you should have put your foot down?

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Cads1 24

Sounds like she needs to go directly to jail without passing go or collecting $200.

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JKPwnage 27

Of course it wouldn't work if the genders were swapped

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messymessiah 11

Well that's bloody harsh. have you done something recently to provoke that?

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kenerics 12

get over it lmao

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mjansing 4

sorry op sounds like you're wife's a bitch, also what person would ever ue a poorly timed divorce joke.

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DonnyM 1

Well OP sounds like your wife is a hell of a bitch but you shoulda grew some balls and took the cards back not allowed her to take them from you in the first place.

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Lord_Rythin 0

And you know what? If he did that to her, everyone would call him out on it and say it's unfair.

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Brandi_Faith 33

In case you haven't read all the comments above, everyone is saying the exact same thing about op's wife. There's no gender inequality going on here.

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AlexToTheCorner 2

Push her out of the way and keep going were u left off

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glowheart10 21

Wouldn't you be bored as hell playing that long boring ass game anyways?

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mq97 14

Honestly, you're an adult, and it's just a board game. Get over it, and find yourself something better to do.

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