By Anonymous - 17/04/2015 20:43 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was playing Monopoly with my extended family. When my wife came home, she kicked me out of the game and took all my money and property. When I said she couldn't do that, she said "Sure I can. It's called divorce." Everyone laughed. Now I'm bored as hell, watching everyone else play. FML
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Vidrill 22

Well, maybe if you wanted to keep playing, you should have put your foot down?

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Cads1 24

Sounds like she needs to go directly to jail without passing go or collecting $200.

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SkullSphinx 10

Grow a pair? You're an adult, 'taking' other kids toys ended at the playground when you were 5.

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LostInTheZone11 29

If you have a game of Tetris lying around, play that. It's a good way to kill a lot of time.

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ZorroRooster 19

Kinda sucks, but Monopoly is a terrible game. She saved you from three more hours of trying to buy property and two extra hours on top of that for the subsequent yelling and arguing that goes along with it.

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whitetiger13131 26

NEVER play monopoly with people you care about

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russfml 31

That's when you reply with thank god for prenup, now I'll take half my belongings back lol

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bgon1350 4

that's your first sign that she's thinking about.... start hiding your stuff

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dagarr 11

Let's hope she ment divorce in the game not in life

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gintwinsmoore 20

Why don't you grow a pair??? She took your manhood and laid it out on the Monopoly board in front of everybody!!!

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the_rad_brad47 18

Kick her out and take everything from her and if she says you can't do that tell her "Ya I can it's called dictating"

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